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Mar 11, 2009
hey girls, here's some thoughts from a nineteenth century woman, does this sound like the life for you? :D

The Nantucket Girl's Song

Then I'll haste to wed a sailor, and send him off to sea,
For the life of independance, is the pleasant life for me.
But every now and then I shall seek to see his face,
For it always seem to me to beam with manly grace.
With his brow so nobly open, and his bright and kindly eyes,
Oh my heart beats fondly towards him, whenever he is nigh.
But when he says "Good bye my love, I'm off across the sea",
First I cry at his departure, then laugh because I'm free !

Eliza Brock
Wife of Whaling Ship Master
1825, Nantucket


This lady knew what she wanted. She also did go to sea with her husband and wrote a journal about it:
http://www.nha.org/history/hn/HN-july82-brock.htm

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Mar 12, 2009
Speedhump wrote:A woman thinks she wants:

A guy with nice hands, clean nails, clean shoes, small ar*e, Cartier Tank watch, gold card, car. But ALSO she wants one that will treat her like sh*t because it validates her low self-esteem.

When they find this guy that treats them mean, they continually moan about him, but they then go out and choose another one exactly the same, creating for themselves a useful history of self-loathing and excuse for failure, 'why do I always fall for the wrong guy'. :D

Laydeez, if this is not you, no need to write in, I know you exist (I know a couple myself) and you are strong and beautiful beyond belief, but you ARE the exception rather than the rule.

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This, unfortunately, is what far too many women seem to want. No wonder they're always miserable.
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Mar 12, 2009
lol MOST of the time THEY DONT KNOW what they want.

most confused species on earth honestly. ever seen them shop???
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Mar 14, 2009
sweet mary wrote:Hey guys, lemme give ya some hint- which I'm sure most of us women, if not all, will agree what our partner should know whithout us telling them.

•I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
•I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
•I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
•I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
•"Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
•When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
•Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
•I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
•I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
•I expect you to call me.
•I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
•I need to hear how you feel about me. Often.
•I will always love it if you plan the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and if you’ll buy my favorite cotton candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
•You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
•You look hot in hooded clothing items.
•Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
•It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
•Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following s. e x doesn't count. I wanna hear it often, straight from the heart.
•For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
•I remember everything about our relationship.

Those are just few points among the hundred list. But above all, we NEED ( more than we WANT) a partner whom we will love, respect ,trust and spend the rest of our life with. Then rest assured that you'll be pampered till we get old from head to toe :wink:


WOW! Gal r u single?
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Mar 14, 2009
U kno I have this pick up line its from the Dire Straits song- Romeo and Juliet
the line is- U and me babe, how about it!

My question is, do pick up lines really work?
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Misery Called Life wrote:U kno I have this pick up line its from the Dire Straits song- Romeo and Juliet
the line is- U and me babe, how about it!

My question is, do pick up lines really work?


I know one that doesn't. 'There's only one thing wrong with your legs...I'm not between them'. :D
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Mar 15, 2009
Speedhump wrote:
Misery Called Life wrote:U kno I have this pick up line its from the Dire Straits song- Romeo and Juliet
the line is- U and me babe, how about it!

My question is, do pick up lines really work?


I know one that doesn't. 'There's only one thing wrong with your legs...I'm not between them'. :D


ha ha ha
Wat is she replies - Down boy, down, I can see u growing a third leg! :D
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Mar 15, 2009
Seriously I have yet to cum across a woman who can retort in a witty way to a pick up line!
Either they r pleased or offended!
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Mar 15, 2009
Misery Called Life wrote:Seriously I have yet to cum across a woman who can retort in a witty way to a pick up line!
Either they r pleased or offended!


Because it's not generally a good way to approach women, maybe some young girls might be amused.
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Mar 15, 2009
Naa i think its the otha way round....The immature/young women are offended, the smarter/mature women, are amused!
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Misery Called Life wrote:Naa i think its the otha way round....The immature/young women are offended, the smarter/mature women, are amused!


maybe they are laughing at the person trying the line, not with them.....
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Misery Called Life wrote:Naa i think its the otha way round....The immature/young women are offended, the smarter/mature women, are amused!


maybe they are laughing at the person trying the line, not with them.....


lol :o
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Mar 16, 2009
Damn you women!! Damn you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 17, 2009
MC wrote:Damn you women!! Damn you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Women hater?! :lol: lol
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Mar 17, 2009
Yes!! Nothing but problems, the bunch of you :P
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Mar 17, 2009
without those problems life would be boring.....:D
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Mar 18, 2009
True, a woman can be an absolute joy, N can still be an absolute pain!
my feelings for d women in my life can best be described by Tom Jones crooning, To All The Girls I've Loved Before! :D
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Misery Called Life wrote:True, a woman can be an absolute joy, N can still be an absolute pain!
my feelings for d women in my life can best be described by Tom Jones crooning, To All The Girls I've Loved Before! :D


My friend I am sure you agree with my thoughts; without women in this world I would happily kill myself. No amount of music, literature, alcohol or any other pleasure would make up for the absence of just their their presence.
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