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Wish they'd state exactly how they arrived at the 10,000 buffer. Why not 9500? Was it based on the CPI, expectations of inflation etc? This is thumbsucking estimation based on inflation numbers. If you expect that people that earn 10k a month have to provide their own housing and cost of living, as...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE raises minimum salary limit for expats with family
Replies: 23
Views: 4187

Yep get in their face and speak quietly but firmly, and with a nice smile at the end. Always be polite (that's a life lesson ;)).

If I only had Ray Liotta's eyes, I'd be awesome :D

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by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

I'm sure the mouth helps but the eyes are the real deal. When he makes them big they shine scarily, either with ladykilling charm or insanity, often both at the same time! :D
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

:D. Not at the moment!

You just got in from a night on the town?
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE raises minimum salary limit for expats with family
Replies: 23
Views: 4187

LOL.

As the saying goes: 'I love me, who do you love?' :P
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

I'll sacrifice my favourite goat for you, good luck mate, make sure you get that recruiter working his little butt off for ya ;)
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE raises minimum salary limit for expats with family
Replies: 23
Views: 4187

Not if you were standing in front of her....like most women I bet she couldn't hit a barn door at ten paces :D :P ;)
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Guns
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

Indeed.... :D George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Guns
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

More Irish/Scots/Welsh than English have signed up for the British Army for hundreds of years due to poorer economic situations in their countries. To join the army is often a way out of poverty or crime. It would also be a shame to forget the two and a half million Indians, half million Aussies, ha...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Happy 4th of July to all Gods people `Americans`
Replies: 35
Views: 5044

puppypup wrote:English is such a rich language with so many borrowed words. It's so mixed like me....a lot of French, a lot of Germanic roots, etc.


Like the English ourselves, a mongrel race brewed from many invasions right up to the last one in 1066 AD...and now mixed further by an insane rate of immigration.
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Happy 4th of July to all Gods people `Americans`
Replies: 35
Views: 5044

In the UK, guns (as in real firearms) have been totally banned except shotguns (for pest control, etc) and so only criminals have the guns there now. :( I believe that everyone should learn how to shoot, just like everyone should learn how to swim (even Africans who may never even see the sea!). The...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Guns
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

When I go to the US I always spend some time at the range.
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Guns
Replies: 11
Views: 1446

^^^putting himself forward as a candidate in some arcane fashion? Eek! :D
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1008115

What's the URL?
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39434

Little does he know that she stops being a maid once she's married. Then she wants a maid!!! Nobody asked you to say things about your past :wink: Asswipe the only thing you are good for is cleaning crappers, or are you drinking from it? So whats with your past tiger.....how was it being a maid the...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: I fancy a Filipino girl who is a maid
Replies: 35
Views: 8841

Raidah testifying! :D

Honey, I think you've lived here too long, time to emigrate ;)

But I hear you.....
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

Sage, When I say "more troops", I mean PER CAPITA , of course. But , anyway, the Britain and England are not the same thing, because "England" is only half the land area of the UK. [Similarly, "Holland" is only 2 provinces of "Netherlands"....the correct name...
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Happy 4th of July to all Gods people `Americans`
Replies: 35
Views: 5044

^^^^always on a wind-up (that's a turban joke...)
by Speedhump
Jul 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1008115

I'm presuming you can read English and aren't using some kind of online translator to post your messages...this is not a dating forum.

Although with the lack of interest shown in the forum by most of its moderators who cares anyway.....let it go to the devil....

:( :roll:

edi: spelling
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Dating in Dubai
Replies: 105
Views: 49616

Another Filipina heart goes smash, tinkle. :D (that's my guess, anyone want to disagree..? :P) Guess Who's Backk! Habibi Bonjour :D PS Daawn is a Pakistani poet :lol: Hi MCL, how's things? Yep Shady's back. :twisted: How you know about Daawn? Don't tell me...you PM'd her already right..???? YOU ARE...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Missing YOU
Replies: 6
Views: 2131

LMAO. Nice story...and too funny. I hope you have good insurance cover, being in your line of work here ;) Gardasil is the Papilloma treatment yes? Is there some personal story there we might like to hear from you, or did you just decide your forum nick while sitting in the hospital pharmacy staring...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

:D :D
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Dating in Dubai
Replies: 105
Views: 49616

Yep I don't think stuff this gross will stay in the open forums for long...too many delicate hearts here. :D Board fin between the legs OUCH....looks lucky it left his jewels intact. MCL a cricketers' box isn't going to help a situation like this! It won't protect pelvic bones, just your 'love bone'...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Trauma, REAL LIFE IN ORTHO ER
Replies: 13
Views: 9484

LMAO. Nice story...and too funny. I hope you have good insurance cover, being in your line of work here ;) Gardasil is the Papilloma treatment yes? Is there some personal story there we might like to hear from you, or did you just decide your forum nick while sitting in the hospital pharmacy starin...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

@Speedhump: TY. Wow you can't believe how much I pay for insurance, you could get a small car with that amount!! My spelling, Guardasil, was a small change in the true name of a new vaccine for women called Gardasil. This is the correct treatment for HPV, Human Papilloma Virus. HPV comes in many fl...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What is it with Dubai attracting stupid people?
Replies: 54
Views: 6802

hope you never get 'stiffed' :oops:
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Dating in Dubai
Replies: 105
Views: 49616

at last. where are your brother mods then hun?
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: WARNING! Enough already
Replies: 19
Views: 4364

Guardasil, priceless, thanks :D

Maybe you missed one other benefit...the togetherness of dropping drugs which are available to order... ;)
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Chuckedup.. Dubai Sux In Terms Of Relationship
Replies: 53
Views: 14128

silent wrote:aside from all things.

1. FEELINGS.

Feel my sadness, happiness, worries, silent, and really show this.


2. Support my ambitions.



Best post I yet read in this thread.
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Ladies what do you look for in a man?
Replies: 112
Views: 24960

Some UAE private schools may start the school year on time

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/560882-some-uae-private-schools-may-start-on-time---paper Reproduced below in full: Some UAE private schools may start on time. by Neeraj Gangal on Saturday, 04 July 2009 The UAE education ministry has clarified that only the private schools that follow its curriculum ...
by Speedhump
Jul 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Some UAE private schools may start the school year on time
Replies: 12
Views: 1508
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