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Bleakus wrote:^^the only thing that would stop me from doing that is that sound of broken bone bro....

Wear earplugs

Bleakus wrote:oh yeah, that would stop the vibration when i smack the knees with a baseball bat

better: put a piece of wood in front of the kneww then you'll here wood-on-wood

You think that was bad… On an airplane, the cabin crew comes to me and asks me: “Chicken, Beef or fish?” I said beef, she goes sorry, we only have chicken left?!!!! Mind you, I have heard this story at least 2 times with 2 other people. That's why I prefer the shawarma. http://img155.imageshack.us/...

Bleakus wrote:you have answers to everything dont you?

yes






and once in a while I have the right answer.

K, First big :shock: to many is that you have to pay the rent up-front!. That is a year's rent in one check :shock: Sometimes a second post dated check or even 3 but that's it. It depends on where you want to live (share with others, etc.) But then you are in real estate.... Good luck.

Write a letter to the papers. That always gets their attention. Indeed, it is what I am doing now. Cheers. Before you do that make sure that when you signed up for the e-statements there was no language about you having to pay for paper copies of statements in the future. If it says that and you ag...

Once I saw this handicapped person park in a regular spot so I kicked his a.s.s.

syiem wrote:Hi folks... looking for a squash club close to Lamcy Plaza. Any suggestions?

Spinney's?


Shot at 2007-08-14

^ you really must - you said it twice.

gtmash wrote:

Concord wrote:Once I saw this handicapped person park in a regular spot so I kicked his a.s.s.

Sure you did. Did the 8-year-old roll away to his mommy with his baby-wheelchair then?

It was a blind guy.

whatever it is??????

HP wrote:How do u define if someone is handicap?

I mean if someone use Viagra then he is also handicap?

If someone is delete or move post to FC then he is also handicap?

The first person could be thought to drive.

The second person could not be thought!

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Concs - just came back from Greece yesterday. I would go to Santorini - because it's beautiful, romantic and has good food and many different beaches. Get the ferry from piraues super cat takes around 4 hours I would not go to Mykonos because it is overpriced and hard to get around unless you stay ...

last meets were definately awesome, especially at the desert thing I remember. It was my idea and then was out of town on the date it took place :cry: Fayz did a great job putting it together. Anyways, sometimes the problem is that once you meet a person then you have to be nice to them. That's why...

How do I change my vote

gtmash wrote:Hehe, Concord is right.

"Concord" is always right.

I always asked them for ID. When they say "what?" I say: "ID so I know where to go to collect the cigarrate". They walk away...

Ian is right that 30K is good salary overall and "the going rate". Everyone's situation is different of course and it depends on what you want to do. Just do the math: Rent, School, Car(s), Food, Trip(s) home, entertainment, clothing, furniture, etc. If at the end of doing the numbers you ...

Donnabelle wrote:When was the last time you had a QUICKIE? be careful of what's on your mind...

5 strokes ago.

No wonder this place has turned to shite. Why move the post from general to "events" :roll: where more discussion can take place. It is not an event and in fact no "event" of such kind has taken place since the Mod Squad started moving such posts here. Yeah I am complaining - so ...

nuzbim wrote:i just returned from kuala lumpur and really loved it there. very laid back and plenty to do. so if you just want to unwind, that's a good place to visit.

can you tell us what you did (other than "relax'" - or if so how)?

fayz wrote:Too many great adventures but recently house boating

What's house boating? Renting a house boat (that does not move) but is moored. Or...if moving then its a boat/ship?

Funny how we all just assumed this Architect is a guy. So if you spouse can work then it will better.

A bit of a rambling question but... there is no law as far as I know as to how long you can stay at a hotel. The problem is that it is expensive!

In fact every hotel would love if you stay there every day at their rate!

From an earlier post you lazy bas....

http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=12164

oh, and have lots of fun. Great place I thought - small. Going back in November.

Maybe you are a "boy genius" but your cv seems far fetched for a 24 year old. President, Director, teaching senior executies at 22

Maybe you are and will have a good future in Dubai. Otherwise pray for a job as a real estate agent.

Good luck anyway.

From an earlier post you lazy bas.... http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=12164 oh, and have lots of fun. Great place I thought - small. Going back in November. That was last year, since most of the crew has changed due to Arnie's Hitler Regime, I was wondering if any of the newer people had...

Now if the guy is not a cop and has all that "cop wannabe" stuff on the dashbord then he is entitled to park in the handicap spot no violation there. Reason: he is retarded.

About not signaling; Bleakus is right - get those bats out.

My friend's finishing day (300 lbs)