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Just in case anybody else was having a slow day http://www.jbrcommunity.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7353&start=15 -- Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:11 pm -- Bora, those are the links that she posted in THEIR forum to enlighten the whole JBR club! :lol: You mean she posted that nonsense on the Concrete Jung...

Bethsmum

Not a couple of Iranian women Mel, only you, you are special LOL -- Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:21 pm -- What can I say I gotta thing for wrinkly old wind bags ! ;) http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/world-record-whoopee/VirginMaryWhoopeeCushion%5B1%5D.jpg I knew it DDS! you can't fool BM! While you were on search...

Bethsmum

Check out the Rocky Horror Show, where you can read posts from a French spy who escaped Dubai, lives in Florida and does something in submarines, a grandad who is complaining of his ring turning yellow, a lercherous old git, a miserable git, a taxi driver who gets out of bed the wrong side most mor...

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No sorry Mel, I don't. Do you often refer to other women as dear? That's very 1960's. I can see you are sinking back Mel, I thought your culture stopped you from being a nasty piece of work, you need to rearrange your halo, it's slipping again

Bethsmum

Morning DD and Good Morning also, to the rest of BM's followers. What a lovely day, enjoy

Bethsmum

DD, aren't you the mischievious one! Feel free to carry on hiding cash all over the shop.

Bethsmum

That sucks, BB. Funny enough, the cash in the photo frame I had was also 6 crisp USD 100 notes. I had forgotten about it, and was about to chuck it out then thought "this is a good frame, I'll just chuck the picture", I opened the frame and PAYDAY! But DD, what with this revelation regard...

Bethsmum

I was in Las Vegas one night... When I got up the next morning (needless to say, with a bad hangover) I realized that I had lost nealy $3,800 the night before!! I nearly cried! But I kept telling myself, "it wasn't a total loss, buddy. At least you had a lot of fun!!!" :lol: :lol: TJ you ...

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google it, rather apt I think

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You'd have to get a woman first.

Laters

Bethsmum

desertdudeshj wrote:Oh I've the posse stalking me now, how sweet

Looks like I got my own little fan club

LOL spoken from the mouth of someone who follows BM on t'internet on a daily basis! If you are 'stuck' to your movie does this mean BM can go for it on JBRcomm without fear of Freddie Fissler watching her?

Bethsmum

It was Sagey! Hello, hello, is that you Sagey? For Christ's sake turn that hearing aid up. Now Sagey, what's all this malarky? Are you trying to lure Big Mama out of semi retirement? Sagey, I've told you before BM comes with a Health warning for older men, I do believe I'd make your pace maker miss ...

Bethsmum

I watched the one by John Srewart. Missed me DDS?

Bethsmum

Why thank you Bora! Dillon is otherwise engaged at the moment, I don't know when or if he will be back but I will pass on your good wishes

Bethsmum

However much I would like to report that Dillon, or Drew for that matter, was detained at BM's pleasure I have to tell the truth Bora, and say that on this occasion 'otherwise detained' means 'otherwise detained'!

Bethsmum

Ah ah Sagey! I was right. BM is too much for you! Well you only have yourself to blame you little tinker....

Bethsmum

Head of Dubai police on the cover of Gulf news: "Dubai Police succeeded in detecting the package while security authorities charged with carrying out security tasks on Western cargo companies failed..." and then on page 14: "The package arrived on Thursday and had to remain at Dubai ...

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Actually I think the Dubai Police should be congratulated. Although also given a tip off by the Saudis the British police at East Midlands airport declared the device to be harmless and briefed the Government that no explosives had been found. The device was removed and flown by helicopter all the ...

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Do you really think that all men view women as a s.e.x object, Kanelli? I'm really surprised to hear you say that. It's obviously a difference in culture with the Kid, but I do think he has a point. You may know DK personally, I don't, but what I can say that nearly all of his posts concerning women...

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Get away Sagey, there's no flies on you this afternoon is there? How long did it take you to work that one out? Well done, keep it up, a flash of the old Sagey coming through LOL

Bethsmum

I would just like to add that teeth whitening can be a very painful experience. Beware.

Bethsmum

You may know DK personally, I don't, but what I can say that nearly all of his posts concerning women are detrimental to women and his obvious first thoughts are how they would perform in the sack. And how do you arrive at this conclusion? Perchance a little substantial evidence might be forthcomin...

Bethsmum

Queer is a very acceptable PC term in these times. Infact queer describes something that’s more inclusive of the gray areas and not just gay. Describes an identity and not just sexual orientation. Now move along, next. Sorry to go back to this but I agree with Bora here, 'queer' is not a term that ...

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Like I said, it's the way he portrays himself, a lecherous man is someone who leers at people with the sole thought of sex on his mind. usually dribbles and has manic glints in his eyes. ...

Bethsmum

kanelli wrote:So, you asked your gay coworker if he'd be offended by that term, or you just assume he would be.

No, I wouldn't use that term out of respect to him, as I wouldn't call anyone a Paki. If I did use either one of those terms to the detriment of a colleague I would face disiplinary action.

Bethsmum

Thanks but I'll give that one a body swerve, I am in no doubt that he will feel the same

Bethsmum

My friend had it done, she is young, 27, fit, with lovely teeth. She was in agony for days. Maybe she was just a wimp. She also had to avoid 'coloured' food for days. They look nice tho' but given her time again, she says she wouldn't go through it again. BTW you're not a dental person are you? LOL ...

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Well: having been branded sub judice as a drooling, leering, lecherous, s.e.x. maniac, with a glint in his eye and a bulge in his...ego...I suppose I should add that to the existing tirade at the bottom of my profile! Perhaps it is true that our virtual and real personae tend to be diametrically op...

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Thank you Dillon (and welcome back), This will make number 2 on my Christmas wish list. My number 1 would be the following link. If there was a God he would make sure that every woman would be subjected to a session with this man before they leave this planet. OMG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXLG...

Bethsmum

Kanelli, Mr Beckham has got to be THE most beautiful man on earth, I quite like his pants.

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