Advice For Women About Men - Sorry Guys!

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Advice for Women about Men - Sorry Guys! Mar 15, 2006
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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Mar 15, 2006
Oh my gosh, Chocoholic, that was TOO hot!!

I didn't know whether I should laugh my little booty off because it was so funny or start sobbing into my keyboard because it was so true!!

My favorites were 4,5,8,12 and 15.

I'm just waiting for the boys to post an evil come-back...
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Mar 15, 2006
.. if the above is true...then i wonder why women are so obsessed with men..that they spend so much time thinking about them.

they write such crap.. they forward.. they read... they laugh... they enjoy..

infact all women are the same..thats the reason i like all of them.. :lol:
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Mar 15, 2006
No comment

:P :P
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Re: Advice for Women about Men - Sorry Guys! Mar 15, 2006
Choco

All guys are not like your BF and all girls are not like u :P
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Mar 16, 2006
I'm saying AMEN! :lol: :lol:
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Mar 16, 2006
something is buring here.....
if u all guys are not comming under above said catagory then y to worry ?y u feel bad ?
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Re: Advice for Women about Men - Sorry Guys! Mar 16, 2006
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
Accepted. we r perfect

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
There's always other way - windows, chimney etc..

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
yeah 90% of world's genius r men--- uo woman's mind 2 little to comprehend?

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Yeah some signs of unmaturity- praising other women, staring other women, flirting with other women... yeah so true. Nobody can stick a potato on our tailpipe...kekeke

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Same? why dont u try me baby thinking me as ur bf?

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
After marriage woman bcomes less miserable.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
I would sit down and say "I am getting old and I can't lift my bum to fart"

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
yeah men get to see everything...w00t w00t :shock:

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
After all birds of same feather flock together...:lol:

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
yeah the women of Isreal were dumb and blind led by men...

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
yeah women love void cheques

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Yeah now I can claim that my Ding Ding is as long as that p0rn star!!! :lol:
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Mar 16, 2006
Nice post
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Re: Advice for Women about Men - Sorry Guys! Mar 16, 2006
sniper420 wrote:1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
Accepted. we r perfect

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
There's always other way - windows, chimney etc..

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
yeah 90% of world's genius r men--- uo woman's mind 2 little to comprehend?

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Yeah some signs of unmaturity- praising other women, staring other women, flirting with other women... yeah so true. Nobody can stick a potato on our tailpipe...kekeke

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Same? why dont u try me baby thinking me as ur bf?

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
After marriage woman bcomes less miserable.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
I would sit down and say "I am getting old and I can't lift my bum to fart"

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
yeah men get to see everything...w00t w00t :shock:

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
After all birds of same feather flock together...:lol:

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
yeah the women of Isreal were dumb and blind led by men...

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
yeah women love void cheques

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Yeah now I can claim that my Ding Ding is as long as that p0rn star!!! :lol:


OH my Snipes One good witty reply! I almost chocked laughing. HAHAHAA
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Mar 16, 2006
perfact :D
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Mar 17, 2006
Hey Sniper
tht was a good reply! Hehehehehehehehehe...
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Mar 18, 2006
:lol: Too funny, specially snipers reply :P
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Mar 18, 2006
sniper was funny? now that was funny :D

gud post choco :lol:
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Mar 18, 2006
easternjewel wrote:sniper was funny? now that was funny :D

gud post choco :lol:

What did I say guyz? Birds of same feather always flock together. BTW I did read in news a guy in mental hospital is in tantrums...we all know where Eastern had been these days........dont we guys? Oh my ....Oh Lord....kekeke:twisted:
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Mar 19, 2006
sniper420 wrote:
easternjewel wrote:sniper was funny? now that was funny :D

gud post choco :lol:

What did I say guyz? Birds of same feather always flock together. BTW I did read in news a guy in mental hospital is in tantrums...we all know where Eastern had been these days........dont we guys? Oh my ....Oh Lord....kekeke:twisted:


why you are always right about woman ? khi khi khi khi :lol:
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Mar 20, 2006
gLoBalTeCh wrote:
sniper420 wrote:
easternjewel wrote:sniper was funny? now that was funny :D

gud post choco :lol:

What did I say guyz? Birds of same feather always flock together. BTW I did read in news a guy in mental hospital is in tantrums...we all know where Eastern had been these days........dont we guys? Oh my ....Oh Lord....kekeke:twisted:


why you are always right about woman ? khi khi khi khi :lol:


Cos I am zoocologyst (humans=psychologist) ......... :lol:
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