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Ma'am, YES Ma'am !!!

Just call somebody that knows about international law and ask how you have to deal with the current situation. I think your mom should send you a lawful notification that you are in full authority to sell the car under your name.

Go find an expert. He might help you way better than us.

I just met a kitty on DF. We were bantering around and suddenly, there was this click. Damn my PM box is full and I'm getting puppy love right now.

In Dubai we all wear Prada

Yeah some customers simply need a good peroxide bleech. No half jobs for these types of women.



Just kidding ladies, please continue
Sometimes even a man has a tickling mood.

I think I should let her answer that question...might be gettin' some spanky tonight...if ya know what I mean

You are absolutely right Christofer. I feel the same way. If you really want quality, you simply don't go buy it at IKEA. For an expat that has a few years to go, its aint bad. Good pricing. Decent instructions and good materials. Also you can return items that are bad, at least in Europe we can. IK...

gtmash wrote:Me and Chocoholic tried that online dating thing. It didn't work out.

Negative + Negative = Too Negative

Surely that was to be foreseen

I have such good looks, they have to let me in or all the ladies come out the club all together

Weird situation. Its not clear to me what happened exactly. Any new information by now?

Thanks for the update

Allright, I'm buying RPG's now. Discussion is over

That sounds quite better than the opening post.

'One thing though...Am I a sleezy man?!?

Speedhump wrote:

Red Chief wrote:SH,
Why did you change your dandy camel for these weird characters I saw pedominantly on the public toilets somewhere in Hong Kong?

LOL. The camel will be back soon.

Sighh...the relief !!!

Bora Bora wrote:

Captain Australia wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:And Showtime satellite is down.

Yeah, I think I just saw it blowing down Jumeriah Beach Rd

Can you put on your knee high rubber booties and get it for me?

Oohh Captain, do you hear the whiningggg voice of female request!?

Me too in Holland

Snow wrote:The roads around my area are flooded. I need a boat.

Are you sure you want a boat?

Soon they fabricate a law that requires to keep your hands close to your body and every move you make is judged under law.

KSA...

I don't understand what you're saying.

Two men that hold hands, longer than a second or five after meeting up with eachother....IS No Doubttt...Gayy.

I'm getting shivers round my spine, while saying that....

Yep, we might be having some rules in place in Holland, just like for marihuana, but that doesn't mean me, myself and Irene, like that kind of gayish behaviour.

Ahhhhh the shivers again

desertdudeshj wrote:Check these pics out

http://www.storm.ae/vb/showthread.php?t=15170

Are you guys for real?

Thats something we have for dayzzz in a row with a Nordsea climate.
Ahh well, can't wait to join you desert rabbits

Nicely sized 'hailbullets' you got there though

Hahaha, thats exactly the reason why I am still smiling momentarily.

Not burning my bunghole just yet

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But I can see they improved you overall. About time hon.

This is interesting. What I want to know is what a cubic meter (m3) of water will cost you in Dubai. Anyone? Desalination plants are quite expensive and the UAE already had a reputation back in 2004 of being the worlds third largest user of water per capita. No 1 desalinated water users are found in...

hi everybody , want to share with you my REPULSIVE experience from salon in Dubai marina in Harbour hotel/residence , called KAY IN PRIVATE ! I am european girl and using hair extensions (mainly great lengths) over past 8 years. I live in Harbour hotel/residence so when hair salon called "KAY ...

Chocoholic wrote:So so today. Actually feel like I want to hit something REALLY hard!

I know a stiff saucage...

Why put the attention on in this early stage?

Do you need attention? Get a girl

You probably caught a few hailstones yourself also, Captain in the Mini!
Just look at that raggadee a$$ with grey beard just occupying that Mini Cooper Convertible.

Damn, you catch a lot of 'stones'. I bet you corner in the wind when you put your hand out with a bit of speed....

Two men that hold hands, longer than a second or five after meeting up with eachother....IS No Doubttt...Gayy. I'm getting shivers round my spine, while saying that.... :pottytrain2: Are you cheating on me?? Did I miss something? We just virtually came out of the closet together and now you accuse ...

I've toyed with the idea of putting huge spots on the back of my car, so when they tail gate and act like idiots, flick of a swtich and 'bingo' instant blindness. I'm glad your only playing woth your toys and not actually doing it :lol: :lol: I bet if Choco's eyes merely opened fiercely towards the...

Oh for goodness sake you guys! This happens EVERY year in Dubai! This weather is perfectly normal for this time of year. Geez the hail storms I've seen in previous years have thrown down ice balls the size of a golf ball. Get over it already! loool :lol: she is right.. nothing so special about this...