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Why do you involve Pakistan in the middle of this? :shock: dude its just that pakistan is also an islamic country and maybe in the future it will consider helping its fellow muslim brothers, that the only reason i included it on the poll but there is no malice on my reasons ,... but to think about ...

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there is an application form where u need to write about ur family, schools, jobs u had. also about ur s.e.xual orientation, and as significant part of this, state with yes or no whether u like donkies. than ull take a test to prove ur not colour blind, not blond and that from now on, ur posts will...

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thanks for sending me PMs ( from some members ) by saying that it was very funny topic. I would prefer to come up wid more nice crap but i want from people to give me feedback in topic .Otherwise i think no one is laughing and at end i am making cartoon of myself :oops: I am among those player , who...

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yesterday i got my hair cut by paying almost 200 Dhs. My hairs were washed by a beautiful white girl and i was expecting that another blonde will make my hair style but i was really disappointed to see black girl

. I thought to protest

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freza wrote:you should consider blogging (on your own personal blog...).

Thanks and can u guide me little bit more

can we have your introduction ?

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you should consider blogging (on your own personal blog...). Thanks and can u guide me little bit more :roll: can we have your introduction ? :oops: Well... people post all kinds of personal stuff on blogs... http://www.blogger.com I'm Freza. I do not want to have lot of unsolicited advertisement o...

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Racism, Religion two major dividers... Money Power two major uniting facors... Women Money two major violence creators... Madh http://www.vkinfotek.com i always wonder , why do girls appear offline when i display my picture on msn :roll: . God shuld have made us the same like chinese people. I know...

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Ahem!ahem! HP- havent got my hair done in a while.....where did u say this place was .. :roll: Its at sharjah city center . I think it is next to carrefour :oops: . There will be 2 or 3 guys and one of them is expert , i dont know if he is having any education but he will cut the same way as profes...

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What a headache I spent all day trying to figure all this out I finally got ccproxy installed and running but i didnt know how to setup the two network interface cards. Then i did a little reading on Internet Connection Sharing (ICS) and Network Address Translation (NAT) routing. Really cool stuff ...

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Do u speak Hindi / urdu ?

HP

he was nusrat fateh ali khan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nusrat_Fateh_Ali_Khan Well thats right.. thats his name. But Nusrat started as a sufi and he got drifted away a little. Music wise.. he is music is so cool Usually we listen to sad songs of Nasrat Ali Khan if someone dies in our family. :rol...

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scarlet wrote:Corcovoda can I be your bridesmaid please?

HP i will help to feed all your guests with a big BBQ

Thanks scarlet , i know you are beautiful no matter what the people say

HP

fayz wrote:I'm in Love BBQ's I'll even volunteer to help with the cooking,

Oye dont ruined my wedding fest by putting extra chilli . I know u do not like me from deep inside. Its better if you help E.J in preparing chicken Biryani

HP

svealien wrote:no

Otherwise i culd get you the chance in Bollywood movies. All u need to do is to sleep one night with Director of movie

Thast why i never been to bollywood

HP

Daddy and fayz habibi will stand at reception by wearing Tradational Shalwar and kameez (Pakistani dress) . Please teach my daddy how to say greeting in arab . I mean " salam ". Greeting doesnt mean " i hate israel" :P . Well daddy shuld let the arab people to kiss on his cheeks ...

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HP I am so excited to be wearing " Shalwar kameez " wid red dupata (pakistani dress). :blob4: How did you know it was favourite colour? :lol: This is the one I'm going to wear http://www.salwarkameezindia.com/salwar-kameez/salwar-kameez-400.jpg I am sugessting some of them or chose and le...

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Once by mistaken i went into a arab salon. There was a guy from Libanon. He hardly know anything about hair cutting. He charged me 40 Dhs and someone told me that he usually charge 10 or 15 Dhs :? I think he figured it out that HP ws from another planet. But i recommend the filpinooo guy. He got the...

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Dear Ian / ejb , Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet. The real name of my sister scarlet is Fatima . Let me ask you some question and then we will decide if you can qualify for our beautiful , intelligent sister. I can not give my hand to any Tom , jerry or banana. 1= Are u sun...

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what is Wahhabis

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The girls with black things (abay) are like truck carrying fuel " High dangerous" . You can read on it "highly inflammeable" When i was there , i culdnt resist to talk to two girls , who were coming with their mom. I stopped them and i ask one of them " Can i have your intro...

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To night there will be elimination round and one of you have to go home .I will bring gun and she has to eliminate some of you. Ian, let me help you little bit. Fatima (scarlet ) is sunni muslim. She only like mango juice or mago lassi (desi drink). She visits Pakistan 2 times in a year to meet our...

HP

I admit i am defeated

Corco , it is getting complex.

I was just think if she can sponsor in Dubai or i need to visit Qatar every 3 months

HP

She doesnt love me

HP is tired of fighting the war of love. I am waiting on horse , she shuld jump and come over in mt arms

HP

Ian,

Can u take a playcard "I love Israel" and stand at Dubai city center for 2 hours ? and tell the people "Israel is great".

We wana know if you can handle it

HP

she likes adventure but it seems u dont

HP

i sent her mail and she will decide very soon , so do some work at office now

HP

I have no money

if i had money , i would have been bought a girl

HP

Corco

Just be honest and tell me

"Do u love me "

answer :

1=) Yes
2= ) N0
3=) Fck off HP

HP

i have to think .. i need help guys maybe a poll :wink: I am against polls because history shows that people register fake votes . History also shows that DFM is full of traitors and haters :roll: I am against the way , democracy works and when 6 stupids role over 4 wise :roll: . conclusion: Corco ...

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There is no local on this forum. They do not need to come online :P . Well u need to play reverse psychology. Just go to a local girl , who looks bit decent , not the girl , whose face is full of lip stick and make up. Just walk like a gentleman and talk to her by starting " i heard that it is ...

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