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Nov 26, 2006
Is the alarm bell for cleaning

Why I am always late ?

Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 26, 2006
Coz your watch is slow.

Why do we use watches?
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Nov 26, 2006
cause sun dials are heavy...

if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise?
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Nov 26, 2006
it does, noise is any wavelength that isnt wanted. sh!t that isnt a smartass answer. let me try it again,

it does, noise is noise. (wtf)


why is the telephone ever invented?
zam
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Nov 26, 2006
Dude how else are you going to order pizza?


Why do people screen calls?
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Nov 26, 2006
people wanted something other than a finger to keep their brains from leaking out.

Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud)
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos nobody is like you

Why there are only 4 seasons ?
Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 26, 2006
Bec there is no more room in my closet, do I have to elaborate more?

Why is the earth round?
zam
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Nov 26, 2006
because it's not square.

zam i pmed you, did you get it?
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Nov 26, 2006
if I did, I could have answered you sweety! (ohh sorry is that part of this game? :lol: )



How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly?
zam
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Nov 26, 2006
Yes I get it too (for Asc)

Why my heart beats ?
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Nov 26, 2006
Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:Yes I get it too (for Asc)

Why my heart beats ?



It beats for me hon


Why does my joints hurt when I try to scratch my back with my toes?
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos you r getting old

Why there are fishes in the sea ?
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Nov 26, 2006
So that you get your daily dose of Cod Liver oil every day!


Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends!
Nick81
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Nov 26, 2006
Cos you need some training :wink:

Why we have juz two hands ?
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Nov 26, 2006
'cause we wouldnt know what to scratch with the others...

why do people stare?
pixie 32
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Nov 27, 2006
You're exotic to them.

Why peeps like still working at wee hours?
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Nov 27, 2006
Because they keep the nation nourished at McDonalds' drive thru

Why are the English so rubbish at cricket?
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Nov 27, 2006
Karma, they dont really love "crickets" you know, they dont even eat it!

hehe (corny! slap zam! bad girl) :lol:


Why does the Middle East love round abouts?
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Nov 27, 2006
Coz we like to go around things in circles

Why did it rain yesterday ?
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Nov 27, 2006
Water buckets in heaven are full.


Why do we get eyebags when we dont get enough sleep?
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Nov 27, 2006
Thats where our dripping saliva goes when we dont sleep (ewww)


Where is heaven?
zam
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Nov 27, 2006
take a left at the bebsi interchange

Why does bugs not wear clothes
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Nov 27, 2006
Cos they are naturists

Why we have juz one mouth
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Nov 27, 2006
'cuz more than one would make it grotesque not to mention annoying :P

Why does Superman wear red underwear?
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Nov 27, 2006
Cos Lois likes red

Why we have to work everyday ?
Mi Ange mi Demon
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Nov 27, 2006
The store was all out of pink.

Where do babies come from?
Nick81
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Nov 27, 2006
Womb, where else?


Why do we feel hungry?
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Nov 27, 2006
zam wrote:Womb, where else?


Why do we feel hungry?



It's a sign you're on the right track to being one of em anorexic models!

Why is the middle finger longer than the others? (watch it, let's not send this topic to fight club now! :lol: )
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Nov 27, 2006
Bec middle finger is the father, the two fingers next to that is wife no. 1 and no. 2 and the 2 remaining fingers are the kids. Now who should be the tallest in a family? :tongue3:

Why does ski dubai have snow?
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