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Chocoholic wrote:Typical! Most blokes just yawn, fart then roll over and are out like light - barstewards!

Sorry Chocs, have to strongly disagree with you on that one.

arniegang wrote:yeah Yorkie go go go

Someone had to say it Arnie.

All these poof solutions is a load of nonsense.

Chocoholic wrote:Typical! Most blokes just yawn, fart then roll over and are out like light - barstewards!

Soory to say.... u've just met the wrong kind of blokes!

Totally proven tried and tested technique, works every time:

Ingredients:
Bread
Milk
Honey
A toaster
1 Bottle Jack Daniels or Jim Beam

Recipe:
Pour a good measure of the JD or JB into a glass with ice and taste to ensure consistency. After checking, top up as required.

Take 1 loaf of white bread and attempt to get the little plastic thingy off the end without tearing bag. Fail and scatter slices of bread all over kitchen. Check JD for consistency.

Attempt to plug 2 pin toaster plug into 3 pin socket. Use metal knife to stick in the earth hole and watch the pretty blue flash...and all the house lights go out. Fumble around in dark for torch to check fuse box, but find JD instead. Check for consisitenacity.

Having repulsed ther fuse, retrun to kitchen and attempt to sturff bread into the toaster, but the holes arrear to be the rong way roun...hehehe! Check JD fro cnosisiterny...consniftisencey...ah whatever!

Apprly honey to floor...Oops! Forghot the bred! Hahahaha! Nevr mind...tastes betr lickd off the floor anyhows! Yummmy! How whre is that...ah yes check DJ fro conspicuency...sniffoscopy...ah whatever!

MILK! nnedd milk...ah pifffle...check floor for consistipancy nd count th room as it goes pastg!

Awake next morning after a solid nights sleep...on the kitchen floor!

Never fails!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Totally proven tried and tested technique, works every time:

Ingredients:
Bread
Milk
Honey
A toaster
1 Bottle Jack Daniels or Jim Beam

Recipe:
Pour a good measure of the JD or JB into a glass with ice and taste to ensure consistency. After checking, top up as required.

Take 1 loaf of white bread and attempt to get the little plastic thingy off the end without tearing bag. Fail and scatter slices of bread all over kitchen. Check JD for consistency.

Attempt to plug 2 pin toaster plug into 3 pin socket. Use metal knife to stick in the earth hole and watch the pretty blue flash...and all the house lights go out. Fumble around in dark for torch to check fuse box, but find JD instead. Check for consisitenacity.

Having repulsed ther fuse, retrun to kitchen and attempt to sturff bread into the toaster, but the holes arrear to be the rong way roun...hehehe! Check JD fro cnosisiterny...consniftisencey...ah whatever!

Apprly honey to floor...Oops! Forghot the bred! Hahahaha! Nevr mind...tastes betr lickd off the floor anyhows! Yummmy! How whre is that...ah yes check DJ fro conspicuency...sniffoscopy...ah whatever!

MILK! nnedd milk...ah pifffle...check floor for consistipancy nd count th room as it goes pastg!

Awake next morning after a solid nights sleep...on the kitchen floor!

Never fails!



Knight

LMFAOROTF

they say that if you dont sleep for 5 days in a raw u go nuts. and for 10 days in a raw you die.....



when did she post this thread?!!!!

Sparrow wrote:they say that if you dont sleep for 5 days in a raw u go nuts. and for 10 days in a raw you die.....



when did she post this thread?!!!!

Come to me, I assure you that you will sleep

handsum007 wrote:Come to me, I assure you that you will sleep

Yes from all your responses I've read so far, you'd definitely be the right candidate to put someone to sleep

fayz wrote:

handsum007 wrote:Come to me, I assure you that you will sleep

Yes from all your responses I've read so far, you'd definitely be the right candidate to put someone to sleep

Right on Fayz

a cup of camomile tea might help u relax and drift u to sleep... z....

Speaking to my g/f on the phone usually makes me fall asleep quite quickly

Yorkie's is the best suggestion. but alternatively what u can do is, on the long run, get up early in the morning , do some kinda physical exercise in the evenin. Never had a sleeping problem apart from the days of mental agony.

St.Lucifer wrote:Yorkie's is the best suggestion. but alternatively what u can do is, on the long run, get up early in the morning , do some kinda physical exercise in the evenin. Never had a sleeping problem apart from the days of mental agony.

nah mate

a long good shag always does the trick, sod the running

rvp_legend wrote:Speaking to my g/f on the phone usually makes me fall asleep quite quickly

hahaha i done that before, and she would start pressing the keys on the phone to wake me up ... oops !

rvp_legend wrote:Speaking to my g/f on the phone usually makes me fall asleep quite quickly

You have that problem too

Hopefully your G/F's don't have access to the forum

sage & onion wrote:Hopefully your G/F's don't have access to the forum

oh dang
hopefully she wont register anytime soon

First, try counting backwards from 100 to 1. After you do that simply think of something... and your mind will take off and go with it. If this does not work... go to the steps below.

Meditation helps. It relaxes you and makes you feel sleepy.

Breathe in through your mouth and fill your lungs up with air like a balloon.

Release the air like letting go of a balloon.

Close your eyes and concentrate on that breathing. Breathe out any tension and stress.

Think, "I am breathing in... I am breathing out".

Once you feel a little more relaxed, send the air to different parts of your body (picture in your mind it's going to places). Start with your head, and once it feels heavy and relaxed, go to your neck, then shoulders, arms, hands, fingers, chest, torso, thighs, shins, toes, etc.

You will feel heavy, sleepy and relaxed.

that is so effective lulittao, just reading that I immediately felt sleepy!

a shot or two of vodka

Zam, if reading what i wrote and feeling sleepy,
First it means that you dont have any problem in sleeping
Second your brain is not working well, nothing to think about it so QUICK SLEEPING Lucky

lulittao wrote:Zam, if reading what i wrote and feeling sleepy,
First it means that you dont have any problem in sleeping
Second your brain is not working well, nothing to think about it so QUICK SLEEPING Lucky

LULITTAO

1st of all your NICK Sucks..but your avatar is cool

Next thing if my brain is not working then it wouldnt recognize your message as "booooriiiinnnggg" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

what about your nickname i feel that i am watching a cartoon
but any way you like my avatar! so thanks

next time when you see any long article dont ever think about reading it becasue those things are boring for you

lulittao wrote:what about your nickname i feel that i am watching a cartoon
but any way you like my avatar! so thanks

next time when you see any long article dont ever think about reading it becasue those things are boring for you

I think my avatar is reminding you of the cartoon...its called anime by the way.

Lulittao its not that I dont love reading long articles, it depends really on the content. Some people do not have the talent of writing. But hey you replied on a thread about how to sleep blah blah, so I guess your message is justified!

hey girls! eazzzzy...

Warm milk or camomile tea before bed is sleep inducing.

weary_heart wrote:a shot or two of vodka

or six or seven ?

MaaaD wrote:

weary_heart wrote:a shot or two of vodka

or six or seven ?

then you can sleep anywhere you are!

Last night I put on Pink Floyd P.U.L.S.E. and went to sleep listening to that. It was nice music to sleep to, although a little esoteric in parts.