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when shuld i write my post no 1000

1= when E.J accept my proposal of marriage and give her all rights to me ( copy right@ ....2006......death)

2= OR when arniegang shows little bit more clear picture !!

3= OR when i pass my Microsoft exam

4= Or when Liban shows his picture in white abay




5= Or when DK stop writing the language , which no one understand

6= Or when people stop making fun of me because i am always ready to propose girls ......u never know when ya hit the jackpot . I wish u peepz can understand the pressure of being ugly and horney ....Dubai knight ....u know what i am talking about

so does proposing to girls a lot ever work?

Moester wrote:so does proposing to girls a lot ever work?

hehe not until now, it didn't work for HP...and it wont work until 2060, but guess by then it will be too late for HP

He does it every week.

HP - it was noted you were on last night, and not a single thank you for posting my pic.

lol when ur eg accepts ur proposal hahaha

Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

Liban wrote:Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

can t decide which one is more cute

Liban wrote:Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

yeah...how dare u show Liban's donkey to the world???

I'd thank you to show a little bit more respect raidah... You can show this respect by siding with my donkey....

He is a real worker. I mean look at him, having to drag my fat ass all over the place....

Liban wrote:I'd thank you to show a little bit more respect raidah... You can show this respect by siding with my donkey....

He is a real worker. I mean look at him, having to drag my fat a#s all over the place....

now im begining to like being here first arnie tells his age, now u confess having a fat a** u guys all have fat a**es, that what makes u cute

and pauvre petit ane, si vous regolez, il yalla et laisse ta grasse to cary it urself

raidah wrote:
and pauvre petit ane, si vous regolez, il yalla et laisse ta grasse to cary it urself

Raidah, no ill feelings but was that your attempt at the French language?

Dans ce cas, je n'ai rien compris!!! Crois moi quand je dis que je n'essaies pas d'etre mechant...

Liban wrote:

raidah wrote:
and pauvre petit ane, si vous regolez, il yalla et laisse ta grasse to cary it urself

Raidah, no ill feelings but was that your attempt at the French language?

Dans ce cas, je n'ai rien compris!!! Crois moi quand je dis que je n'essaies pas d'etre mechant...

ne riez pas de moi i learned the damn language in half a year, don t expect me to be a grammar guru
vous, pas mechant? ur right u know, what real mechant macho would chose the back of a poor donkey?

so u have a fat bum and a questionable taste...

...no ill feelings...

How else do you expect me to get into town to sell my vegetables?

My fat ass is too poor to be able to afford an Arabian Stallion or horseless carriage....

now we also know what u do for a living. decent job. keep up the good work

what would u prefer Liban? to afford an Arabian Stallion or to be one?

So, lets Parlez Franglais! C'est bloody grand que les members du Dubai Forum sont able de parlez ce langue trop bien!

Enfin, ici c'est un forum pour les parleur en English, so arretez avec le fcuking Franglais et get back de parlez proper like!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:So, lets Parlez Franglais! C'est bloody grand que les members du Dubai Forum sont able de parlez ce langue trop bien!

Enfin, ici c'est un forum pour les parleur en English, so arretez avec le fcuking Franglais et get back de parlez proper like!



Knight

Ta geule petasse!

raidah wrote:now we also know what u do for a living. decent job. keep up the good work

what would u prefer Liban? to afford an Arabian Stallion or to be one?

Thanks raidah, I do try hard

Also I would prefer to afford an Arabian Stallion. While being one is an exciting prospect, somehow the female of the species just doesn't excite me

Dubai Knight wrote:So, lets Parlez Franglais! C'est bloody grand que les members du Dubai Forum sont able de parlez ce langue trop bien!

Enfin, ici c'est un forum pour les parleur en English, so arretez avec le fcuking Franglais et get back de parlez proper like!



Knight

y que te parece si you shut up la boushe and don t tell nous to stop franching around here. uve been accused anyway of using trop una idioma that nobody understands. so, how about u join us in driving others nuts?

Liban wrote:

raidah wrote:now we also know what u do for a living. decent job. keep up the good work

what would u prefer Liban? to afford an Arabian Stallion or to be one?

Thanks raidah, I do try hard

Also I would prefer to afford an Arabian Stallion. While being one is an exciting prospect, somehow the female of the species just doesn't excite me

that is why u blushed? cos they don t excite u?

well i guess i was thinking with the latin section of my poor female mind, where every man wants to be a stud and all women potrancas.

potrancas???

Is that like Pocohantas?

Liban wrote:potrancas???

Is that like Pocohantas?

Pocohantas is a tiger, the potrancas-i guess u figured out by now what they r- are not

alexandra wrote:

Moester wrote:so does proposing to girls a lot ever work?

hehe not until now, it didn't work for HP...and it wont work until 2060, but guess by then it will be too late for HP

Thank god for viagra 2060 might not be too bad after all .. ask arnie and DK

Liban wrote:Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

do you do donkey rides up and down the Jumeria Beach road Liban ??

arniegang wrote:

Liban wrote:Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

do you do donkey rides up and down the Jumeria Beach road Liban ??

Hey - we could utilise Liban's donkey to deliver PSP's to people's homes!!

Great idea Zoots, and we could walk him along the whole length of Jumeira Beach will supplies and we could sell them to the people on the beach.

People love donkeys especially kids, so the plan is get the kids over awwwwwwwww nice fluffy donkey etc, then make them tell their parents how great our product is.

We could hange blue PSP's PSD's one from each ear like ear-rings if its a boy donkey and pink ones if its a girl.

use Liban, but leave the donkey alone

arniegang wrote:Great idea Zoots, and we could walk him along the whole length of Jumeira Beach will supplies and we could sell them to the people on the beach.

People love donkeys especially kids, so the plan is get the kids over awwwwwwwww nice fluffy donkey etc, then make them tell their parents how great our product is.

We could hange blue PSP's PSD's one from each ear like ear-rings if its a boy donkey and pink ones if its a girl.

Yeah - fantastic - I'm loving that idea!!
I'm sure Liban won't mind!

raidah wrote:use Liban, but leave the donkey alone

What?!?!?!
But Donkey's love kids!! Its a proven fact!

Donkeys are sooooooooooooooo cute - love em

Liban wont mind, anyway if he does the DFM will donknap him.