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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Smartass Answer - GAME Nov 23, 2006
It's an easy game.

How to Play:

You Answer the question asked by the person above you with a Smartass answer and then ask a question yourself.

The next person repeats the cycle.


Example:

Person above you: Why do birds fly?

You: Because they can. Why do we sit on chairs?


I'll start:

Why do we sit on chairs?

nosoup4u
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Nov 23, 2006
because there is no other thing to sit on!!


why people start all these games??? :(
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Nov 23, 2006
A: Bec we dont want to sit on the table, it wouldnt look nice. :lol:

Q: Why are you here?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
A: 'cuz I was HERE first

Q: Why do people use computers?
nosoup4u
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Nov 23, 2006
Because abacuses are bulky

Why is the sky blue?
fayz
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Nov 23, 2006
because computers can not use people!YET!

why do people eat?
p.s. the answer was for the question about computers.sorry
iurca
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Nov 23, 2006
how else would they poop?

why does sweat stink?
easternjewel
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Nov 23, 2006
Because if it didn't people would lick themselves.

Why do doctors wear white?
fayz
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Nov 23, 2006
So they look like the wall


Why people always fight
sara_uk
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Nov 23, 2006
to find out who is a bigger fool. and it is always the winner.
whay does it rain?
iurca
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Nov 23, 2006
Bec angels too need to pee!

Why do the birds keep on flying?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
because we drive.

why do birds sing


EDIT::HAHAHAH meant for ircu but still applies, classic
fayz
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Nov 23, 2006
cause they dont have signals in the sky

why doesnt cows fly?
easternjewel
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cause it'd rain milk.

why are women from venus?
fayz
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Bec in Venus it rain milk.


Why do we have gravity?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
so we don't float up to freakish milk raining venus

what's an ozone?
fayz
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ozone is ZONE with a round about but no U-TURN
dont mistake it with UZONE


why do men have beards on their face?
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Nov 23, 2006
cos women couldn't see the real face of a man.

why does the phone ring?
iurca
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Nov 23, 2006
how else are you going to ignore it?

why am i posting so much this afternoon instead of working
fayz
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Nov 23, 2006
cos u're ignoring your phone.

why are you ignoring your phone?
iurca
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Nov 23, 2006
bec he doesnt want to say hello when he answers it...


why are you calling on the phone anyway?
isabela
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Nov 23, 2006
so he wont be bad breath!

why am I feeling hot?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
coz the AC is off...

why is the water in the shower hot?
isabela
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Nov 23, 2006
because the hot water heater isn't off :lol: :lol:

Why do you shower?
fayz
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Nov 23, 2006
because i want to be wet..

Are you wet?
isabela
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Nov 23, 2006
not yet but i'll have the jacuzzi ready when u come ;)

Why is George Bush hated by so many?
nosoup4u
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Nov 23, 2006
Bec he is two faced (yeah the rival of Batman!)

why is it Thursday today?
zam
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Nov 23, 2006
'cuz it always is after Wednesday, duh! :P

Why do we work 6 days a week?
nosoup4u
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Nov 23, 2006
Because you all are too stupid to play the stock market.

Why is all this getting so confusing?
gtmash
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Nov 23, 2006
because it's funny to live when u're confused.

what was first: day or night?
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