Id take the advice of Bad religion!!
I want to conquer the world - give all the idiots a brand new religion - put and end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil - promote equality in all of my decisions - with a quick wink of the eye
and a god you must be joking!!!!!
I want to conquer the world - expose the culprits & feed them to the children - I'll do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales - we'll have peace on earth and global communion!!