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Saw Sheikh Mo at the Dubai Career Fair. He is much more attractive than the Queen.

sauron

So some mouth to mouth might be in order for Karaoke night. Jeeeeeeeeevvvvvaaaaaaaaan?

sauron

I think locals might have better things to do with their time.

sauron

^^^^ Ya sure talk like a cowboy, cowboy. Wassa matter? Nobody wanna play dirty with you? Guess you better take the lil ole short bus back to that dump, Brokeback Mountain, where yall come from.

sauron

^^^ I'll triple that. Should be Big Chief Jordan3call. Still, I do remember another thread that went in that direction...............

sauron

In Concord's dog thread.

sauron

Dear Dr. D,
What have you done with ^Ian^?

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Are you in fact Dr. D/ ^Ian^? Something's just not right. I think you're an imposter.

sauron

Shhhhhh. Let sleeping lions lie.

sauron

gracy wrote:"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
-Elbert Hubbard-

Well, you got one of them right. Keep working on the other two.

sauron

I think, therefore I am..............I think.

sauron

So, he even talks in his sleep!

sauron

Well, do you remember Psycho? Think it's more of a Norman Bates scenario.

sauron

I think we all have a pretty good idea how you normally entertain yourself.

sauron

Dr.D wrote:
sauron wrote:Well, do you remember Psycho? Think it's more of a Norman Bates scenario.

Could be a Master Bates scenario.

So we can also throw The Covenant into the mix.

sauron

Jeevan, he woke up. And he's playing your song. Are you croaking along?

Are you sure you are not the lion???

sauron

Now, now Dr. D. You'll be hurting his felines.

sauron

^^^ Thanks.............you big pudenda!

sauron

So let me see if I've got it.....you are really an escaped battery chicken who tried to cook himself in a microwave in a deseperate suicide attempt?

sauron

Yeah, does seem like his departure and her arrival coincided.

But about Dr. D - I mean the one with the Star Trek avatar - is that the real Dr. D?
I'm confused.

Perhaps I am really bushra21.

sauron

Hmm, what was that book/movie - 'Not Without My Daughters'?

sauron

Well, it's just that you and he.................or you and you..............managed to post at exactly the same time yesterday. So either you have the transporter from the Enterprise or...............

I spend far too much time on this forum. Beam me up, Scotty.

sauron

It's somewhat akin to being on the forum these days: travelling at warp factor -2 and dealing with Klingons.

sauron

^^^ What's new, pussycat?

sauron

I've had it for about 2 weeks now and I can't seem to shake it. I don't like taking antibiotics. Anybody know a good herbal or ayurvedic remedy that will at least ease the symptoms? Fed up feeling sick

sauron

You're lying. You were hired by the England cricket team to kill Bob to take the spotlight off Freddie Flintoff.

sauron

Lion. your Klingon communicator is obviously malfunctioning. I can beam Scotty over to have a look at it for you, but it'll cost.

sauron

That sounds good.........followed by two large whiskies, then I'm bound to get some rest

sauron

Jeevan

Will you marry me?

sauron

Jeevan wrote::shock: you wouldnt want to, people who have met me will second that

*faints and falls on the floor

gets up reads the post and faints again

Do you need some of the brandy?

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