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^^^^^^^^^ watch that

thats how all aussies r like too

Didn't you know...

95% of male kangaroos surveyed are wankers?

The other 5% are liers.

That reminds me of a story.

A muslim friend told me that I should not have a pet dog because they are dirty and lick themselves.

I said "You know why they do that don't you"...

"Because they can".

A man says to his freind, "hey look at that dog licking himself, I sure wish I could do that"

His freind says, "are you kidding, that dog would bite you:)

errtime wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgP3eh5xCc8


^^^^^^^^^ watch that

thats how all aussies r like too

Still bitter about not getting that visa?

ah well... chin up!

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hahahaha

i smell smoke "mate"

who toldya i needed a visa to go there eh ?

who toldya id like to go there n e ways

just a bunch of walking convicts and kangaroos there i heard

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Whoa cowboy.

BTW the convicts are dead. What's left is about 20 million of the worlds luckiest people. Lucky because they can call Australia home.

No surprise that Australian cities make up a majority of the top 10 worlds best cities to live in. FACT.

Maybe if you're patient we may even give you a 30 day tourist visa. Anything beyond that is a bonus.

Cheers mate...

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only convicts like you can call that dump home

and, no, i do not need a visa to visit that dump.

p.s. im not a cowboy, convict

^^^^ Ya sure talk like a cowboy, cowboy. Wassa matter? Nobody wanna play dirty with you? Guess you better take the lil ole short bus back to that dump, Brokeback Mountain, where yall come from.

At first, it was the brits and then asians (indians, pakistanis, filipinos etc). Ohh well, US is all time bashing favorite.

I wonder which country/nationality will be the next flavor of the month.

Hmm..lemme guess, Africa? Do you have any guess?

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ohhh, lemme take a guess..........

australia !

do i get the prize now or later eh ?

ur the definition of lameness.

I dont have any complain from any Aussies . I think in game , everyone is emotional . Well when u have skills like Austrlian cricket team then it hard to be humble.

The most worst nation , i ever saw in my life is "Arabic ". I simply dont like to them and i dont even like to shake hand with them .

How long before this thread moves to the fight club ??

The most worst nation , i ever saw in my life is "Arabic ". I simply dont like to them and i dont even like to shake hand with them

ditto