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Yeah, while you're at it, maybe teach to spell aswell. Not much of a spell checker when you can't spell for shite. Is that gramatically correct? How do you teach to spell? You can teach spelling or alternatively learn how to spell. And how do you spell for shite? Gibberish munchkin. Complete and ut...

Found some!!!!! Park N Shop in Tecom - had to do two rounds of the shop, and then found them on top of the bread counter. Bought two packs, and had one pack for tea/dinner (i know, sad.....) Two with Cheese and butter, two with cheese and marmite, and one with just butter. My missus tried one with ...

More hints please!

Will be replaced by a more mundane avatar when DesertDunce removes his annoyance.

Waiting on DesertDunce to do that as he was requested on several occassions a few months ago.

desertdudeshj wrote:Living up to your name eh, c0ck.

Right on que as predicted!

Little school (skool) boy name calling Dunce.

Try as I suggest Mr Angry man to sing the "im so pretty" song.

In typical fashion, entrance with all the razzle dazzle, BS and fake bravado only to end in .........................FAIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nhsuypE7DQ

Patience,

YES! SPG is the Scottish hamster in The Young Ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrJT3-VIJ4

Pum Pum Pum .. I feel pretty .. I feel charming .. And so Pretty .. la la la lalala I feel charming .. And so Pretty .. la la la lalala la la la. Well done sym, your up there buddy :D -- Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:13 pm -- What happened to that thick skin of yours wind bag ? Starting to show cracks again ...

Could not live without it including Facetime.

Crap! Ipad 2's are everywhere in Dubai, Plugins, Sharaf, Jackays etc.

Main ingredient missing from Ipad is Facetime that has been removed on UAE seriel number issues here.

Also cheaper in Dubai than USA retailing at around AED 2,100

zaq wrote:Are you sure about face time?

I have face time in my iPad 2. Bought it a month ago from plugins.

Bought mine in USA and has FT app icon. On the ones in Dubai Mall no FT Icon and shops confirmed not included specuifically by Apple for UAE market.

Gigalo foe sale here PM me.

Still Puff the Magic Dragon

Getting a bit p!ssed off with Puff the Magic Dragon now after four days.

IRONY?

Whats the difdference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Ones a super hero the others an instruction.

Bethsmum wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:I rather be somthered in honey and thrown to a grizzly bear.

What an excellent idea!

Seconded.

general_A wrote:

drewpeacock wrote:IRONY?

Whats the difdference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Ones a super hero the others an instruction.

hahahaha, you d1ck

more like an order if u added a few exclamation marks

Aha, think we have found SPG logged in under the wrong name.

No need to worry as long as there is Michael Jackson bleach around.

The West will fall one day because of economics and politics, not about whiteness of skin, size of brain, or fast or slow twitch muscles. The same has happened for other civilizations. Every group of people has had their achievements and ability to survive in their environments or they would not ha...

Good news to get the property Market going again.

Or will it need more?

Not sure on cost but will try and find out BM.

Very true, but when food becomes short, a population explosion exists and land becomes scarce, religions attempt to drown the minority, minerals are scarce and power generation is owned by the few, the Empires will reform into a force as in the old days. The weak then will diminish at a rapid rate t...

My kids went to school in Cairo for 7 years, where it was a big melting pot and a very happy bunch of kids.

Quite the opposite from UK schools in my opinion!

SKIRTS!

I think Scots have many aspects in common. ie

Aiwa (yes) shortened from Ach Aye the noo.
Mishkella (problem) one more Stella when said drunk.
Mustaffa (name) must have another.
Burj, (found under a Scotsmans kilt)
The Palm: Used when a woman shortage.

Any suggestions?

I'm boycotting e-mail on the weekends.... From 1 January, I stopped opening e-mail at dinner time (that is, no e-mail reading till next morning and only after breakfast). Now I will not open e-mail on weekends. I'm also thinking of boycotting the internet on weekends but for now I am not. I'm sure ...

BM, so whats a fish supper?

a) Lunch
b) Dinner.
c) All of the above

BM, we wear fackall

I see a few Kaneli threads started but response to each one by DFers is zero.

Am I the only one not on the ignore list?