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Agency fees nowadays are around 4-5 percent. So your number for agency fees is really inflated. If you rent something for 140,000 or so, you agency fees should be around 600 aed per month

Another stupid topic by another retarded poster but anyway.

My question is: How can he deny that he is 80? I mean what is he claiming to be- a young man of 77?

Maybe I can get you something as a debt collector. Are you really interested in that or was it just a joke?

Chocoholic wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Read the article, says probally was triggered by phone

They don't know dude, they're speculating. For all you know it's just a figment of media imagination:-

Hahaha LOL

What the #@#$@???!!!

desertdudeshj wrote:Hmmm....I wonder what an after sale service for a T-Shirt is ?

massage?

Shafique I don't intend to let Chocoholic ruin the thread with a fight. Just be glad she is not moderator of the Politics forum.... I agree that cultural norms are what set the level of freedom of expression. I think we have to accept that these norms change constantly. The US is in a state of high...

Can't I make money at night too?

I like Prince Waleed but anyone who thinks he is SA's richest man is living in lala land. He is the richest AUDITABLE man in Saudi Arabia!!

For the next few months (maybe till January) I am going to be a little busy at work and I shall need a driver with me. It will be on an informal, part-time basis. Basically, I need someone who has been driving for some time, has his own visa and who knows decent English OR Arabic (either). Obviously...

wow, and here i was thinking that dubai had an unemployment problem!

these are policeboys not policemen

monadtweety wrote:how could a man even think that he is pregnant ?

how could a woman think she was pregnant with 12?

A typical magical ritual is given below. A "Typical Ceremony": The most desirable way to celebrate it is in the nude ("skyclad"), and outdoors where the ceremony is closest to nature, attended by the 13 members of the coven plus the invited guests. - An imaginary circle, is draw...

Very sorry to hear about your story. Seriously, colon puncture with an enema is close to impossible. I have heard of them happening with metal enemas, never with newer plastic or silicon ones. I am not faulting your story but the nurse must have been an absolute imbecile for this to happen (and in t...

what kind of ridiculous topic is this?

"Pills are helpful to improve health"

Are you kidding me?!?!?! What is this, The Health and Fitness Toys R Us Challenge?

&__& Help someone padlocked my eyelids shut!

*__* I am not gay, I just enjoy glitter OK!!!

$__$ I am a part-time prostitute and a full-time gigolo. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!

@__@ I admit it, maybe Valium, rum and opium were not the best combination to spike my shisha.

Anytime ^__#

sorry double post

Thanks for the reply, but if I did travel over alone at first giving that accomadation including utilities and car was included in package, what sort of money a month would you expect I would need to put aside for food and living expense? Accommodation is the biggest cost in Dubai. If that and your...

jocoolguy wrote:simply supper.........

enjoy your supper did you?

yahoo is working fine for me.

double post

expatwanabe wrote:Thanks again for the info, so you reckon under £1,000 will see me through a month for shopping and genral expense. That's great news, makes the maths work better for a move over.

Yeah 1000 gbp should be enough if you are sensible with your money.

monadtweety wrote:

dee7o wrote:

monadtweety wrote:how could a man even think that he is pregnant ?

how could a woman think she was pregnant with 12?

offcourse she can
because she is a woman

yes of course, I had forgotten that crucial fact

Some of those questions are not so stupid. 1- "Are all the stations on the red line going to be open on 9/9 for commuters?" Very legit question. The answer is in fact no. It will be open to commuters on 10/9. Have you known this for 2 weeks? 2- "From where to buy ticket? " How ca...

I heard on the news that is becoming a little difficult for Iranians to get a Visa nowadays. What are your qualifications?

1- The guy is asking this question on Gulfnews. Right Next to the "Submit Question" button is the link to the "Only 10 stations will open on September 9th" article. 2- While I agree that the question itself is not stupid, when you know that your post will be read by thousands of...

Medvezhonok, I think you're a bit of a DA yourself! You have to remember that a very large number of the population will never have experienced a metro before and will have no idea what to expect. Tell that to Mr Shezad who is wondering if the metro will bring down food prices. How some of these pe...

1- The guy is asking this question on Gulfnews. Right Next to the "Submit Question" button is the link to the " Only 10 stations will open on September 9th " article. You know what the funny thing is. You don't even know the answer to the first question yourself. The 10 stations...

Yes because Tsunamis drive on the left ! Coriolis effect man. You know how when you flush your toilet in Dubai the water always moves anticlockwise. In the Southern hemisphere, it flows clockwise. Clockwise is right to left (you start at the right side of the clock and end up on the left side of th...