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Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 725. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychologica...

I'm Saddam too.

desertdudeshj wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:I think if I ended uo sounding like Elvis I would join the monks and take a life long vow of silence, hopefully my minds voice would still be normal !

Are you kidding? Elvis had one sexy drawl.

Elvis drawl: http://jmstein.tripod.com/johnny/sounds/antelope1.wav

desertdudeshj wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Just gonna tell it like I think it is. And I've been know to be worng many a time, but ofcourse I will never admit it. I'm too vain for that y'all

There corrected it for you

weldelwalad wrote:I'm looking for europian or amreican Muslim girl who living in Dubai

You're looking for a rice dream?

This is going to stir up alot of households. This can't be normal. Sick.

Its subjective, so as I see it in deep imagination:

Woman = Ice Cream
Skinny (peeled) Caucasian posture = Rice-like
Caucasian women = An Asian man's dream

Rice Dream.

Ok back on subject. I hate pink and so do most of you it seems. Thank you all for your pink examples i hate them all. Pink is for girlies not forums. However, i have a "pink secret" that i am now throughly ashamed of, so please dont ask what it is! Thinking about it i have 2 pink secrets ...

Chocoholic wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

symmetric wrote:What's cooking here?

Looks like its soon going to be 'Speak like ELVIS day!' Uh-Huh!



Knight

Well there's already talk like a Pirate day, so why not?

Hi there Spanish senorita, Sprechen Sie love?

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/russian-cover-up-polish-crash-videographer-assassinated_04212010 A few days ago, we received an email from Robert Jones at Blue Battle Flag, in which he included a link to what is believed to be the first video taken of the crash. Upon reviewing the video, after...

i think i'm gonna head to the beach for the 3rd week in the row now. skin starting to turn from cheese comercial into nice peachy color :D http://jokes.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dirty-beach-joke.jpg I noticed you having fun there. Third time in a row you said? Poor peach. :wink:

oh poor robby. im so sorry, i forgot you are on house arrest and cannot have any of that. promise not to say anything that might stimulate your imagination. and i also suggest you dont look out the window either. 2 humping dogs could also give you ideas. :P You keep hanging in the old trenchcoat. I...

HA, you are funny. A won battle doesn't need to be rehearsed. Where was that topic about Afghan money trafficking again... you know, suitcases of dollars and Saudi riyals passing the airport every once or twice in a week. Russian mobsters buying up floors in the Burj Khalifa and other black banking ...

Hubba Hubba Hubba....XTC, you want a dose?

oh, and its the 1st time I've heard anybody calling eastern euro women short legged... Lets see whether I was way off base. Whats your length hon? :D Longer than you...! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight I'm 6,5 inches long...ehhhrrr I mean 1.90 meters high. Stirdy f@cker aight :lol: 8) Whats your excuse :w...

I still have some respect for you...

I wonder how little you have left for me then

Great. Saves me some effort in the future. No restraint! No more! Zippp

You gonna see me snarling often at ya

@ALL, DK is opting for a Hindi takeover of Dubai.

Lets prepare the documents. Lets do it!

Polonium is traceable. Decay time is 138 days. The timing doesn't match up ;) Besides, Po-210 is ever more rare than Radium. Difficult to swallow from uranium coating below the wings of an old Tupulev. Not plausible Chief :D By mass, polonium-210 is around 250,000 times more toxic than hydrogen cyan...

Drama Queen alert! Watch out for another drama session!

Here she comes....tilting the Ferris wheel...

Red Chief wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Polonium is traceable. Decay time is 138 days. The timing doesn't match up

It's a half-life, genius. You should have visited your school more frequently.

You got me. I aint no scientist MisChief. You get my point

Spot on with the timing there.

Doing it right now!!! Thanks for the superb tip

Does this Qualify?

Civil liberties limited by a marriage certificate. How sad can it get in the 21st Century.

Backward rules for backward people. May the Hindu DK do a takeover! Quickly...

They must be lonely women feeling attracted to Arab complexion and credit cards. Do all those victimized women happen to be Eastern Europeans?

Place your bets please. I'm the booky on this one.

Chocoholic wrote:Who knows. There are even Emiratis who don't exist to their own governments and have no documentation to prove they exist, so if they can't get anything, expats are screwed.

Yep I know one. His name is Desertdudeshj. Rejected national.

Wait, I forgot to add my snarl-face for DD:



There, I'm done. Continue.