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Joe, I'm sorry to hear about your friends predicament. I hope the culprit gets what he deserves. I can't abide thieves.

Whats a cossie? In English that is a swimming costume, but do you mean a Ford Cosworth? If so, no, I'm sure it was only a Ghia, I didn't move in Cosworth circles... then

DDS I'm on my second glass, it is on special at the Co-op and I bought 2 bottles! Get ready for the show

Are they? You move in much racier circles than BM, DDS!

OOH DDS BM doesn't do the booze cruise, UK Customs would have been on to her by now, she's a right lush!

zubber wrote:Shag Pile is slang for carpet, heh good u informed me about it, I was having all kinds of images inside my head after reading that

Happy to help with your images You have a good day

Zubber, do stop it. You will get BM's topic deleted at this rate. -- Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:26 pm -- I see a flying shag carpet going over a few heads. :lol: :lol: LOL x2-- Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:36 pm --BM got the Christmas decorations out of the loft last night and came across a present she forgot to give...

Oops - Thanx Bora , Let me rephrase the question Bethsmum - You stashed a kitten in your attic and then had no idea about it for a whole year? How is that possible ? Was the kitten mute ? Did it survive ? Dont tell you neighbors, I hear english peta people are crazy :bounce: Yes dear. BM got hersel...

desertdudeshj wrote:Another attempt at how un white the UK is getting, perhaps ?

The subtlety is strong with this one.

Get a life you miserable git. I've got a few Irish ones aswell if you want, a bit like that French one you told

What is it you're always saying 'move along'. Practice what you preach, why don't you?

DDS I have taken your advice about the respray, if you think this will solve the problem then I'm up for it. You seem to know what you are talking about, well as far as cars goes, that is! BM's BM is booked in for a paint job. When I checked the colour charts I wasn't struck on British Racing Green,...

Awwww, and there was I thinking you two were having a "get along minute" a few posts back. My bad. LOL -- Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:21 pm -- Zubber, BM took the cat to the taxidermist and will put it near the shag carpet while she and TJ work on some rug burns. :P :P Bora, I do try with DDS, hon...

Bora, BM Does Colourful (coming to a cinema near you soon)

DDS do you want to be BM's lover or stalker? Can you walk and talk at the same time? Chardonnay kickin in DDS

Yes I thought so DDS you want BM. Nite nite, sweet dreams

-- Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:14 am --

OMG DDS is lost for words, it's been 8 minutes since he posted! Gotcha DDS

All is peaceful on the Western Front, DDS is tucked up in bed and BM is bored! I thought I would share some more pictures from my window Beth2.jpg BM's beautiful daughter Beth, a future pilot in the RAF, on a lovely day in the Lakes horses.jpg BM's American Miniture Horses... DDS don't get too excit...

Sorry Sarah but you are living in fantasy land if you think the local men are saving themselves for you. You need to get real and realise that Muslim men are like any other men and gagging for it. Islam or not, they are human and when lust comes in the window, religion flies out.

Politely about what it is you want? Are you for real? Oh dear.

Keep your fingers crossed luv.

Hey DDS, We agree! Is this a first? By the way, you're up early! Hell isn't freezin over DDS, you're meltin!

Zonker, BM's BM is 6 years old, she is saving for a new one but keeps dipping into her savings for the odd bottle of Chardonnay :drunken: BM has driven BM's for 22 years in total and hasn't had a bad experience yet. I've had a black one, a blue one, a green one and now a grey one, all good! BM is sa...

by saying Politely of course i dont mean ask for a one night stand if that what you have in mind ?! since you are thinking about approaching a local girl first you have to know that they dont have s.e.x out of marriage period. so if he wanted to approach a girl for a chat to be friends or a relatio...

ok first of all I AM A LOCAL !! im living among locals i know everything thats going on !! ok im not saying that all local and muslim dont sleep around before marriage but the majority DONT !! and whoever posted this question was looking for an answer about the real locals here and since im one i d...

X1 Zonker, it doesn't have any leg room

Does BS count as one language! Sorry DDS, we were making progress I know. Luv ya really

it's a deal! You can take the Landrover, it works fine. It's blue.

Zonker, i am indeed, a blonde, stunning? mmmmm, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I don't get many dry spells. I feel you warming to BM after our rocky start, can you have a word with DDS?

Sarah21 wrote:who is Bruce ?

You haven't met bruce? It could be arranged!

zonker wrote:DDS, yes the 135i coupe is a wonderfully responsive and tight and taught car to drive. Its a lot of fun....

I thought you were refering to me for a minute

with all do respect you know why because those locals men who are known more to interact with none local are well known for sleeping around even for us here. thats why you think thats all the local men are like that because those who you saw maybe. However the people who im specking of who are in m...