60 Years In 60 Seconds, Possible?

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60 years in 60 seconds, possible? Jan 22, 2009
Is there a way to reach the age of 60 when you are still in your 30's?

One answer could be using time machine, any one knows where to buy one

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Jan 22, 2009
Try Ebay :hello1:
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Jan 22, 2009
Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!
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Jan 22, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


Crap receives crap.....

U have any intrestin topics???
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Jan 22, 2009
LOL :wav:
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daisy wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


Crap receives crap.....

U have any intrestin topics???


Oi missy! The poitn is, it shouldn't have been in there in the first place.

You wanna piece a me? Bring it!
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Jan 22, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


maybe the person is looking for their counterpart... or they are just stupid
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Jan 22, 2009
bushra21 wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


maybe the person is looking for their counterpart... or they are just stupid


I like your thinking :lol:
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Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


You think its random crap? why?
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dubai1970 wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


You think its random crap? why?


Possibly because it has nothing to do with the section it was posted in [Romance], and because time machines are impossible...
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bushra21 wrote:
dubai1970 wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


You think its random crap? why?


Possibly because it has nothing to do with the section it was posted in [Romance], and because time machines are impossible...


Not if you understand quantum physics and how the space time continuum works.
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Jan 22, 2009
Einstein's Theory is much important in this

E= MC^2

hahahahahahahahaha


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Chocoholic wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
dubai1970 wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


You think its random crap? why?


Possibly because it has nothing to do with the section it was posted in [Romance], and because time machines are impossible...


Not if you understand quantum physics and how the space time continuum works.


Do you understand it?
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Jan 22, 2009
But there are rules to time travel, which must not be broken, or there will be dire consequences.
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Chocoholic wrote:But there are rules to time travel, which must not be broken, or there will be dire consequences.


I'm all for an adventure :D I say screw the rules and see where it takes us!
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Jan 22, 2009
Excuse me, I need to ask a question in the post subject. Why would any one want to jump to 60 ??

You guys can carry on ur discussion(s) :D:D:D
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bedro wrote:Excuse me, I need to ask a question in the post subject. Why would any one want to jump to 60 ??

You guys can carry on ur discussion(s) :D:D:D


it was the subject and it was on his mind!!!

kinda flow too

60 in 60

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Jan 22, 2009
go fishing if you are lucky you will catch tommy or sammy wateva her name is. if you are not lucky you will reach 60 in 60
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Jan 22, 2009
bushra21 wrote:I'm all for an adventure :D I say screw the rules and see where it takes us!


Oehhh behave. :lol:
Care for a bit of added romance? I'm all ears...suddenly :wink:

Start the machine boys and girls. Bushra and I are going for a romantic ride between time and space. I'll bet its gonna be a rollercoaster 8) :lol: :wink:
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Jan 22, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:
daisy wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


Crap receives crap.....

U have any intrestin topics???


Oi missy! The poitn is, it shouldn't have been in there in the first place.

You wanna piece a me? Bring it!


Thx the way u express ur inner self....

And i dont want any thin of u or the way ur mind works.....

This topic is about romance....

needed much vision to see it...moderator means to have a broader view of certain things


u shud have asked dubai 1970 first tht wht it really means and y he wanna be 60.....

and next time adress me with sm respect....i m not used to missy kind of language...
not every one is MB and i haven't join this forum just to count my posts.....

I am sorry if my comments about dubai1970 topic offended u

any way I am fine with being just called daisy...... :)
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Jan 22, 2009
I have a time machine...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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daisy wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:
daisy wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance!


Crap receives crap.....

U have any intrestin topics???


Oi missy! The poitn is, it shouldn't have been in there in the first place.

You wanna piece a me? Bring it!


Thx the way u express ur inner self....

And i dont want any thin of u or the way ur mind works.....

This topic is about romance....

needed much vision to see it...moderator means to have a broader view of certain things


u shud have asked dubai 1970 first tht wht it really means and y he wanna be 60.....

and next time adress me with sm respect....i m not used to missy kind of language...
not every one is MB and i haven't join this forum just to count my posts.....

I am sorry if my comments about dubai1970 topic offended u

any way I am fine with being just called daisy...... :)



At last some one wanted to understand my question. Its a romantic metaphor and I am sure people who fall in true love would understand what I meant. Thanks indeed Daisy for being my guardian angel :)

Still its a romantic question and I am very much interested to see some one may reply to this otherwise seemed impossible equation.

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Jan 22, 2009
Y dont u explain it a bit.....

Y u wanna be 60 ?
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Jan 22, 2009
stupid question gets stupid answer (if not explained well)
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Jan 22, 2009
back to the topic ..

arent we already time travelling?

Like, chocoholic is in dubai & bushra is in taipei .. there is a time difference.. bushra being ahead of us by 4 hours.

So if choco calls bushra , while its 11pm at her place, bushra would be talking to chocs at around 3am the other day.



doesnt sound logical, but is practical.
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daisy wrote:Y dont u explain it a bit.....

Y u wanna be 60 ?


Well I would give up anything in the world that is possible from my side to be 60 years old even in a second, so I asked everyone to think if its possible...

I was not expecting a mathematical reply about quantum physics or theory of relativity, but rather few comfort thoughts that you all can provide.

Any one seen the movie Lake house? Well it has fiction, but imagine if some what similar event happened to you and you can only meet your love when you have reached exactly 60 years old and not before , how would you spend the time that it hurts you so much that you wanna reach 60 years like in 60 secs...

So Daisy, what do you say?

Cheers
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dubai1970 wrote:
daisy wrote:Y dont u explain it a bit.....

Y u wanna be 60 ?


Well I would give up anything in the world that is possible from my side to be 60 years old even in a second, so I asked everyone to think if its possible...

I was not expecting a mathematical reply about quantum physics or theory of relativity, but rather few comfort thoughts that you all can provide.

Any one seen the movie Lake house? Well it has fiction, but imagine if some what similar event happened to you and you can only meet your love when you have reached exactly 60 years old and not before , how would you spend the time that it hurts you so much that you wanna reach 60 years like in 60 secs...

So Daisy, what do you say?

Cheers


If I were you, and wanted to get 60-like on short notice. Do the following;

1. Go to the botox shop and let them suck out all your botox treatments.
2. Gain weight, get a band (+20kg) around your waist. Keep it a year and loose that weight again. Your skin will rinkle and hang like age 60 over your mini-gun.
3. Take a GF aged 70 and sit down on the couch. Don't move and get lazy watching TV. Basically lose that spirit of you.
4. Start drinking and a pack of cigarettes a day works fine too.

This should help you on your way! Enjoy the beginning of the end. :?
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dubai1970 wrote:
daisy wrote:Y dont u explain it a bit.....

Y u wanna be 60 ?


Well I would give up anything in the world that is possible from my side to be 60 years old even in a second, so I asked everyone to think if its possible...

I was not expecting a mathematical reply about quantum physics or theory of relativity, but rather few comfort thoughts that you all can provide.

Any one seen the movie Lake house? Well it has fiction, but imagine if some what similar event happened to you and you can only meet your love when you have reached exactly 60 years old and not before , how would you spend the time that it hurts you so much that you wanna reach 60 years like in 60 secs...

So Daisy, what do you say?

Cheers


If I were you, and wanted to get 60-like on short notice. Do the following;

1. Go to the botox shop and let them suck out all your botox treatments.
2. Gain weight, get a band (+20kg) around your waist. Keep it a year and loose that weight again. Your skin will rinkle and hang like age 60 over your mini-gun.
3. Take a GF aged 70 and sit down on the couch. Don't move and get lazy watching TV. Basically lose that spirit of you.
4. Start drinking and a pack of cigarettes a day works fine too.

This should help you on your way! Enjoy the beginning of the end. :?



mini-gun :shock: Nah, I would still want the same old gun even when I reached 60 :wink:
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Jan 23, 2009
Nah nah nah!, so geht das aber nicht du kleine drecksack. :lol:

Aged 60, your old minigun will still fire (if its not that old) with rapid intervals, but with one hell of a lot less range than usual. You know, bad accuracy, seed...ehh I mean bullet penetration a bit weaker... und sofort!

Maybe you wanna borrow this...
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/ ... x383,0.jpg
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Jan 23, 2009
AWWWW

Robby writes German....Dirtbag....LOL
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