Midget Woes

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Midget woes Apr 19, 2011
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him

to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one

finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget

to walk around the examining room to see if they still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc,and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."

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Re: Midget Woes Apr 19, 2011
I once tripped over a midget. Or he may have been a dwarf - there is a distinct difference, i believe. In any case, it was a really short bloke with a big head.

It was at the Autosport Show at the NEC in Birmingham, UK, about 5 years ago.

It's one of those happenings in life that is so bizarre, it will stay with me forever........
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Re: Midget Woes Apr 19, 2011
LOL , I didnt see that one coming
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