An Amazing Conclusion

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An Amazing Conclusion Aug 31, 2006
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.


3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.


4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.


5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.


AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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Aug 31, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Aug 31, 2006
and who plays with marbles?? :lol:
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Aug 31, 2006
zaidinamdar wrote:and who plays with marbles?? :lol:


and this spoils the conclusion, beachbelle he he he
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weary_heart wrote:
zaidinamdar wrote:and who plays with marbles?? :lol:


and this spoils the conclusion, beachbelle he he he


Actually, marbles aren't sports related "balls".
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XRW-147 wrote:
weary_heart wrote:
zaidinamdar wrote:and who plays with marbles?? :lol:


and this spoils the conclusion, beachbelle he he he


Actually, marbles aren't sports related "balls".


:violent1: wahahaha
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how do the maintenance people carry their balls dont they get too heavy?? :lol:
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Aug 31, 2006
what about ping pong?...
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I was just wondering if their are any Ladies on the Corporate Ladder :wink:
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constantine wrote:what about ping pong?...

Well, they are about the same size as a golf ball anyway.
Could be classed as senior management - my Uncle was a senior manager at a bank, and every wednesday he used to play snooker and ping pong (or Table Tennis) with his boss - and lose of course!!
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the_zooter wrote:
constantine wrote:what about ping pong?...

Well, they are about the same size as a golf ball anyway.
Could be classed as senior management - my Uncle was a senior manager at a bank, and every wednesday he used to play snooker and ping pong (or Table Tennis) with his boss - and lose of course!!

hmmm i wonder why :roll:

8) 8)
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Sep 02, 2006
(diameter)
Golf ball - 4.2cm / 1.68in
Squash ball - 4cm / approx 1.5in
Table tennis (ping pong) - 4cm
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Sep 03, 2006
Thanks for the stats weary_heart :D
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Corcovado wrote:
the_zooter wrote:
constantine wrote:what about ping pong?...

Well, they are about the same size as a golf ball anyway.
Could be classed as senior management - my Uncle was a senior manager at a bank, and every wednesday he used to play snooker and ping pong (or Table Tennis) with his boss - and lose of course!!

hmmm i wonder why :roll:

8) 8)


Who on here would throw a game to let the boss win?? I for one would use all of my potential to try and demolish him/her in the name of fair competition :lol:
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Sep 03, 2006
hahaha
thats pretty funny
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