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Education ruined my life , i was genius. Well i was dumb thats why , i had to study a lot , though genius never go to school

Master (s) . 2 years each ..from Denmark ( wid poor grades )
Master in Telecommunication
Master in E-Business

3 Microsoft certification

If i ever get the chance in life , i ll go for third master

Undergraduate degrees are also called Bachelors degrees are they not? Maybe you should have trade diploma or certificate if you mean that stream of study rather than a Bachelors degree from university.

kanelli wrote:Undergraduate degrees are also called Bachelors degrees are they not?

Yes but when you complete your undergad you're no longer an undergrad, you're a graduate. Undergrad to me is someone who hasn't completed their degree but is on the way.

A dropout is a dropout.

Bachelor of Science, majoring in Physics....believe it or not???!!!

Anyway who cares. Intelligence is not related to if you have a degree or not. The smartest people I have met and know have no qualifications from a tertiary institution but are naturally intelligent. Some would describe these people as nerds, others as eccentric but I'd say in all likelihood they are Aspergers. True intelligence is rare-what most of us do is rote learn, even when we go to Uni. and that is pretty basic.

Oh, I also have a post-grad diploma!!

GAB wrote:Bachelor of Science, majoring in Physics....believe it or not???!!!

Anyway who cares. Intelligence is not related to if you have a degree or not. The smartest people I have met and know have no qualifications from a tertiary institution but are naturally intelligent. Some would describe these people as nerds, others as eccentric but I'd say in all likelihood they are Aspergers. True intelligence is rare-what most of us do is rote learn, even when we go to Uni. and that is pretty basic.

Oh, I also have a post-grad diploma!!

Did you edit that extremely quickly or did my eyes play tricks on me .... was about to make a joke about it

ajb wrote:

GAB wrote:Bachelor of Science, majoring in Physics....believe it or not???!!!

Anyway who cares. Intelligence is not related to if you have a degree or not. The smartest people I have met and know have no qualifications from a tertiary institution but are naturally intelligent. Some would describe these people as nerds, others as eccentric but I'd say in all likelihood they are Aspergers. True intelligence is rare-what most of us do is rote learn, even when we go to Uni. and that is pretty basic.

Oh, I also have a post-grad diploma!!

Did you edit that extremely quickly or did my eyes play tricks on me .... was about to make a joke about it

I edited it-but it was extremely funny. My post-grad had nothing to do with hydroponics honey!! Physics students are known for their pocket protectors and coke bottle glasses, sandals and knee-high socks-I don't want to tarnish the image.

DaveDXB wrote:
drop out is a drop out,?? but dropped out from where? school? college?

Who cares, you didn't finish what you started.

DaveDXB wrote:so even a drop out is catagorized by one of the fields i mentioned.
So if u droped out from college, ur part of the high school...etc

Dont make me explain myself....im getting tired and irritated.

Almost is never good enough. Imagine someone trying to pass off an almost as qualifications in Dubai.

Not likely. Go to bed Dave.

GAB wrote:

ajb wrote:

GAB wrote:Bachelor of Science, majoring in Physics....believe it or not???!!!

Anyway who cares. Intelligence is not related to if you have a degree or not. The smartest people I have met and know have no qualifications from a tertiary institution but are naturally intelligent. Some would describe these people as nerds, others as eccentric but I'd say in all likelihood they are Aspergers. True intelligence is rare-what most of us do is rote learn, even when we go to Uni. and that is pretty basic.

Oh, I also have a post-grad diploma!!

Did you edit that extremely quickly or did my eyes play tricks on me .... was about to make a joke about it

I edited it-but it was extremely funny. My post-grad had nothing to do with hydroponics honey!! Physics students are known for their pocket protectors and coke bottle glasses, sandals and knee-high socks-I don't want to tarnish the image.

Thought maybe you had studied in amsterdam??

ajb wrote: Thought maybe you had studied in amsterdam??

Now only you and I will get that joke!

DaveDXB wrote:i dont see myself using the word almost anywhere?
I think u need to review these quotes at a later time..probably when ur not dehydrated....u idiot! whichever group ur a drop out from, u belong to the previous...unless u droped out from school, or u cheated and directly obtained a PHD.....ur just pulling my leg arent you

* sigh * you remind me of Bizarro from Superman comics.

DaveDXB wrote:Ill shitmyself if i see the Masters group over take the Bachelors....then ill know everyones a big liar here.

Why? I know several people on this forum with Masters. I don't think its nice to call someone a liar because they know the meaning of hardwork.

Liban is the only one wid Phd ......................

Dubai Knight used to play snooker instead of attending the school .Lets look at his CV: P

Name = DK
Nationality = British
Death Birth = Best before 1985

Current residence = with chiense girl



Education :Not applicable

Work experience

With hand = 30 years

( i mean working wid hand , dont take it wrong)

Selling viagra to old people = 3 years

( target market = GAB and Kanelli's husband)

selling decomocracy in china = 6 month

Football coach for indian cricket team= 1 year

Hobbies

writing english , which no one can understand

searching for girls in malls

sending PM to eastern european girls



Travelling

From his house to work place

from bed room to toilet

Quote

Love is a process never to say good bye

The best thing i ever did

Pee in the lake of Arniegang

sorry DK , if u offend , u r my sweet uncle
if u give me more freedom , i can come up wid more crap

DaveDXB wrote:Ill shitmyself if i see the Masters group over take the Bachelors....then ill know everyones a big liar here.

Geez, you have a problem mate.

DaveDXB wrote:The stiches on my gums from my tooth extraction nearly cut open from laughter!

Now, I just know how you feel!

If i am born again , i ll not study at all. I will buy a football and play wid it , 12 hours everyday . One day , i get call from Real Madrid .

Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick . HP rocks the world ....................

HP wrote:Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick . HP rocks the world ....................

This happens to you in Carrefour, doesn't it HP??

GAB wrote:

HP wrote:Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick . HP rocks the world ....................

This happens to you in Carrefour, doesn't it HP??

They have female security guards in Dubai?????

GAB wrote:

HP wrote:Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick . HP rocks the world ....................

This happens to you in Carrefour, doesn't it HP??

Only the secruity guards used to come and ask me " How can we go in Europe" .

I used to have big basket and i also used to put lot of things like DVD (movies and songs) and other expensive things. I never bought anything. I used to drop the basket somewhere before leaving .

An indian girl , who was working there , she asked me " how come do u afford these things everyday"

There is probably just some confusion about terms because they are used differently in different countries. My uni broke the studies into three categories - Undergraduate (Bachelors), Graduate (Masters) and Post-Graduate (Doctorate).

kanelli wrote:There is probably just some confusion about terms because they are used differently in different countries. My uni broke the studies into three categories - Undergraduate (Bachelors), Graduate (Masters) and Post-Graduate (Doctorate).

In Europe they call "Diploma " to master degree . I know about some countries but not sure it happens in entire europe

We also have = Bachelors (without marriage) , Master (just married) and post graduare ( married wid kids).

kanelli wrote:There is probably just some confusion about terms because they are used differently in different countries. My uni broke the studies into three categories - Undergraduate (Bachelors), Graduate (Masters) and Post-Graduate (Doctorate).

graduate with diploma in ur hands-bachelors
post graduate-masters
doctorate

Well according to this we are both correct. I of course, studied in North America. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergraduate

It would be much clearer to have a poll that asks what certifications are in-hand, so as to avoid the whole undergraduate category.

HP wrote:If i am born again , i ll not study at all. I will buy a football and play wid it , 12 hours everyday . One day , i get call from Real Madrid .

Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick . HP rocks the world ....................

Oh HP is the funniest guy ever

Well i am probably the least qualified here, i left school with fek all, got a job in a shoe shop and was sacked after 6 weeks, the rest is a secret

Technical School - 10-1/2 grade (BallBreaking Degree).

arniegang wrote:Well i am probably the least qualified here, i left school with fek all, got a job in a shoe shop and was sacked after 6 weeks, the rest is a secret

Daddy ,

u r lucky , otherwise it sucks to awake up early in the morning and go at school. U always used to beat me up to go to school :0(. Education is good way to waste 24 years of life in jail :0).

well Leaving the school for good gives you the more pleasure than having the s.e.x in school , which is pleasure itself .


well no one is Phd here , i thought Liban was having Phd , but i bet he must be flirting wid us :0).

I have a Doctorate in Life Skills Phd because i studied at the "University of Life" - here you learn things that are more useful to you than writing and learning reams of crap that are of no value to you in later life.

arniegang wrote:I have a Doctorate in Life Skills Phd because i studied at the "University of Life" - here you learn things that are more useful to you than writing and learning reams of crap that are of no value to you in later life.

How come ya became Donald Trump ?

I was thinking that we can open

DFM Business school

Reactor Arniegang

I stronly believe, however educated you are or think you are, makes not one Atom of difference to how successful you are.

This is down to the person and the path they choose, not how many Certificates you have in your hand.

Call me an old git or whatever, but i can assure all you youngsters out there with your Degree's Masters or Doctorates, as you get older there will be a new wave of equally smart younger ones out there.....

right behind you - watch your backs peeps