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You are so much more discreet DK

You do it.

HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation )

Alex ....what is she to me

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore

Alex ....what is she to me
man, am i related to u? when? how?
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....

arniegang wrote:You are so much more discreet DK

You do it.

ur making me blush boys

alexandra wrote:

HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation )

Alex ....what is she to me

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore

Alex ....what is she to me
man, am i related to u? when? how?
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....

from now on , you are the adopted daughter of uncle DK. So we are cousin now

HP wrote:

alexandra wrote:

HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation )

Alex ....what is she to me

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore

Alex ....what is she to me
man, am i related to u? when? how?
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....

from now on , you are the adopted daughter of uncle DK. So we are cousin now

not until Dk saies so....just friends for now!

Eek!

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light?



Knight

OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!



Knight

you missed out "beating the meat" DK

Dubai Knight wrote:Eek!

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light?



Knight

hehe DK, agree with u, but make it farrrrrrrrrrr faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so i can feel safe if i wanna flirt back at ya!

Dubai Knight wrote:Eek!

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light?



Knight

I thought you would accept her as daughter and then it wuld be easy for me to flirt with her ...........oh no not flirt , she seems too decent to flirt

DK, keep your horney feeeling for others and dont even look at Alex ....

Dubai Knight wrote:OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!



Knight

oh that salami!!!
i thought u boys only use it to take a pee
u traumatise me boys

HP wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Eek!

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light?



Knight

I thought you would accept her as daughter and then it wuld be easy for me to flirt with her ...........oh no not flirt , she seems too decent to flirt

DK, keep your horney feeeling for others and dont even look at Alex ....

u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away????

alexandra wrote:

u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away????

Because he has not been eating medicine for long time . Although updates are ready for him but he always ignore them

raidah wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!



Knight

oh that salami!!!
i thought u boys only use it to take a pee
u traumatise me boys

LOL thats why we hate being a kid

HP wrote:

alexandra wrote:

u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away????

Because he has not been eating medicine for long time . Although updates are ready for him but he always ignore them

he must have his reasons....i think

I can't believe I made this into a sticky.

Cheers,

D

Haha, it went from 1 page to 7 overnight - thats gotta be close to some sort of record.

smartd wrote:I can't believe I made this into a sticky.

Cheers,

D

Claim temporary insanity D

X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?

thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?

Erm, it sounds quite appealing to me!!

thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?

I was thinking someone was trying to post a 'how to' guide.

XRW-147 wrote:

thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?

I was thinking someone was trying to post a 'how to' guide.

You mean its not?? Bugger - I won't bother reading all the posts then!

arniegang wrote:

smartd wrote:I can't believe I made this into a sticky.

Cheers,

D

Claim temporary insanity D

now that would be a nice long list with ppl claiming temporary insanity....cause sticky or not a lot posted here!
and it was fun!

Unfortunately, I cannot claim temporary insanity...as I am permanently insane! Can I claim 'temporary sanity' instead?



Knight

After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x.

first u traumatize me with salamies, than by denying the sticky value of this topic...

what happened boys? took a too cold shower?

Liban wrote:After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x.

its all about that hun
can t u read between the lines?
another dissapointment for today!
can t do it anymore

Liban, i was in exactly the same boat, i had a cheeky peek at the the thread and was truly dissapointed..
Perhaps you should do what X suggests and create a sticky 'How to guide' for women..

Or maybe start a poll named 'Men on top' lol

Liban wrote:After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x.

here ya go Liban


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thorntonashley wrote:Liban, i was in exactly the same boat, i had a cheeky peek at the the thread and was truly dissapointed..
Perhaps you should do what X suggests and create a sticky 'How to guide' for women..

Or maybe start a poll named 'Men on top' lol

or....................

"Men from Behind"