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Mac's wedding invitation May 16, 2007
the parents of mac, mr. cpu mac and mrs. ram mac wid choco's parents mr. cocoa and mrs. theobroma are proud to report that they are getting rid of their money sucking children on their wedding. the mac family is happy that mac will be getting visa now. choco family happy too since they get good boy.

he is lucky bastard and win poll on DF althouh he prefer freza he get chocoholic.

here is list so far.


HP: best man. please take bath and comb hair.

ASC26: will send easy directions but you will probably get lost.

Freza; please come in case mac change mind last minute

Ian: you will be Iman for day and make ceremony other days you still Ian.

Bushra21: bring them things for bachelor entertainment

Concord: all non cash gift go to you so you can give to dogs to eat.

Jeevan: you do security to keep all girls away from mac during wedding

Dubai Knight: play nice music. make no one go deff.

Fayz Habibi: bring rings from gold suk not gold because proph said gold not allowed.

Food:

Byriani (motton, chicken) unlimited supply of nan bread and pepsi. beetle juice.

Please stop in ajman get some infidel juice and put in sofdrint bottles and bring to party.

Place to be decided negotiating wid many wedding places in sharjah.

Wedding date probably in middle of august since there is discount for outdoor weddings.


rsvp promptly.

if i forget anyone let me know and tell me why i shud invite.

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May 16, 2007
Count me in.

I(m)an.
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May 16, 2007
^ian^ wrote:Count me in.

I(m)an.


thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many.
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May 16, 2007
i change mind, HP not = best man.

I get pm from bride :shock:

To: Mac

From: choco

Dear beloved Mac it would not be appropriate to have HP as best man as he is disrespectful and does not like animals. I shall revert to you with a more appropriate candidate.

xxooxxooo

Chocs

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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May 16, 2007
Best man should have maiden of honor. I won't get lost promise, but mid-august is my birthday.

Double celebration. Wedding day in the morning, then let's proceed to my hawaiian bday party at night.
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May 16, 2007
asc_26 wrote:Best man should have maiden of honor.


no correct all maids shud be working not at party.
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May 16, 2007
I am in,

But i might get trigger happy if someone misbehaves
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You need to invite me too. I can keep an eye on things - especially the future Mr. Sauron as he might run away with the bridesmaids.
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May 16, 2007
I'll bring my wedding dress just in case.

Will there be cake?
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MAC wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Best man should have maiden of honor.


no correct all maids shud be working not at party.


Wrong. They should be in the party working.
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Jeevan wrote:I am in,

But i might get trigger happy if someone misbehaves


thank you that remind me.

Bleakus = more security. please bring da guns wid white, brown, and yellow paint balls to identify guess who misbehave. Jeevan will hold them down. do you have gray paint?
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May 16, 2007
Is this Abhi- Ash kind of grand wedding? Kinda exciting..
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sauron wrote:You need to invite me too. I can keep an eye on things - especially the future Mr. Sauron as he might run away with the bridesmaids.


that remind me too.

Sauron; will do poetry to entertain in case bushra's thing deflate and dubai knight cant sing.
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freza wrote:I'll bring my wedding dress just in case.

Will there be cake?


not in budget. mac unemployed and choco tight wid money.
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May 16, 2007
any room for a wife spanker at this wedding?
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May 16, 2007
well, not to show off, but Carrefour is sponsoring HP & Freza's wedding. We will have cake and carrot juice and other yummies.
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bear wrote:any room for a wife spanker at this wedding?


i will check wid choco. but it wud have to wait ceremony because only after = wife.

for now i put you in stand by list.
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freza wrote:well, not to show off, but Carrefour is sponsoring HP & Freza's wedding. We will have cake and carrot juice and other yummies.


why already cheating :shock: :shock: :shock:
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MAC wrote:the parents of mac, mr. cpu mac and mrs. ram mac wid choco's parents mr. cocoa and mrs. theobroma are proud to report that they are getting rid of their money sucking children on their wedding. the mac family is happy that mac will be getting visa now. choco family happy too since they get good boy.

he is lucky bastard and win poll on DF althouh he prefer freza he get chocoholic.

here is list so far.


HP: best man. please take bath and comb hair.

ASC26: will send easy directions but you will probably get lost.

Freza; please come in case mac change mind last minute

Ian: you will be Iman for day and make ceremony other days you still Ian.

Bushra21: bring them things for bachelor entertainment

Concord: all non cash gift go to you so you can give to dogs to eat.

Jeevan: you do security to keep all girls away from mac during wedding

Dubai Knight: play nice music. make no one go deff.

Fayz Habibi: bring rings from gold suk not gold because proph said gold not allowed.

Food:

Byriani (motton, chicken) unlimited supply of nan bread and pepsi. beetle juice.

Please stop in ajman get some infidel juice and put in sofdrint bottles and bring to party.

Place to be decided negotiating wid many wedding places in sharjah.

Wedding date probably in middle of august since there is discount for outdoor weddings.


rsvp promptly.

if i forget anyone let me know and tell me why i shud invite.


Me. Invite me!! I can sing....!!
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MAC wrote:i will check wid choco. but it wud have to wait ceremony because only after = wife.

for now i put you in stand by list.


I guess I could just spank everyone at the ceremony then.
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BabyDoll wrote:Me. Invite me!! I can sing....!!


did i miss u singing last time :) Mac but she knows about good food, she can see to it that everyone gets the right food of their choice, i can vouche for that
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did i miss u singing last time :) Mac but she knows about good food, she can see to it that everyone gets the right food of their choice, i can vouche for that[/quote]

well told you not to sleep and you didnt listen. tsk tsk... :lol:
and since carrefour is sponsoring the wedding, i prefer not to take charge in the food department cuz i am good in ordering not cooking. any volunteer cooks? and I dont mean barbie !!
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May 16, 2007
MAC is not dependable, Chocs should reconsider the decision.. U didnt invite me even after i voted u. hmm So I think I'll take care of the Fire works.. Bombs n Bazookas n AK47s out side the marriage ceremony.. :D just to add that little country flavour.


Hahahahaha
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MAC wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Count me in.

I(m)an.


thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many.


Ok... here it goes...

DEAR GOD!

That's it... hope you like it!

I(m)an
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Welcome back Bear..

and ok I agree.. mac. I can be peaceful and be the best man since chocs has a prblem with HP and not with me.... and another reason..it would b really difficult to do a double role..:P
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St.Lucifer wrote:MAC is not dependable, Chocs should reconsider the decision.. U didnt invite me even after i voted u. hmm So I think I'll take care of the Fire works.. Bombs n Bazookas n AK47s out side the marriage ceremony.. :D just to add that little country flavour.


Hahahahaha


she have no choice in matter. she lose she gets mac. this not west.

fire works gud idea i tell you were point guns but wait little for instructions.
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BabyDoll wrote:
MAC wrote:the parents of mac, mr. cpu mac and mrs. ram mac wid choco's parents mr. cocoa and mrs. theobroma are proud to report that they are getting rid of their money sucking children on their wedding. the mac family is happy that mac will be getting visa now. choco family happy too since they get good boy.

he is lucky bastard and win poll on DF althouh he prefer freza he get chocoholic.

here is list so far.


HP: best man. please take bath and comb hair.

ASC26: will send easy directions but you will probably get lost.

Freza; please come in case mac change mind last minute

Ian: you will be Iman for day and make ceremony other days you still Ian.

Bushra21: bring them things for bachelor entertainment

Concord: all non cash gift go to you so you can give to dogs to eat.

Jeevan: you do security to keep all girls away from mac during wedding

Dubai Knight: play nice music. make no one go deff.

Fayz Habibi: bring rings from gold suk not gold because proph said gold not allowed.

Food:

Byriani (motton, chicken) unlimited supply of nan bread and pepsi. beetle juice.

Please stop in ajman get some infidel juice and put in sofdrint bottles and bring to party.

Place to be decided negotiating wid many wedding places in sharjah.

Wedding date probably in middle of august since there is discount for outdoor weddings.


rsvp promptly.

if i forget anyone let me know and tell me why i shud invite.


Me. Invite me!! I can sing....!!


ok. but if you worse than dubia night we feed you to goats.
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St.Lucifer wrote:Welcome back Bear..

and ok I agree.. mac. I can be peaceful and be the best man since chocs has a prblem with HP and not with me.... and another reason..it would b really difficult to do a double role..:P


not invited yet ^^^^ this make no sense. beside we alreay have indian for party this pakibrit wedding.
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^ian^ wrote:
MAC wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Count me in.

I(m)an.


thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many.


Ok... here it goes...

DEAR GOD!

That's it... hope you like it!

I(m)an


i think you need different one.

i think wont work. i said "dear god don't let choco loose cause freza i prefer' and look what happened :shock:
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BabyDoll wrote:Me. Invite me!! I can sing....!!


did i miss u singing last time :) Mac but she knows about good food, she can see to it that everyone gets the right food of their choice, i can vouche for that


ok she have 2 job. 1 = singer, if she = no good then 2 = she cooks!
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