GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES 
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 
If you don't, you are not a man  
 
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying  
If you don't, you are good for nothing 
 
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp 
If you don't, you are not understanding  
 
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring 
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing 
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 
If you don't, you are a dull boy  
 
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her  
 
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her  
 
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way  
 
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"  
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" 
 
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold  
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage  
 
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction  
 
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting  
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring 
 
If you talk, she wants you to listen 
If you listen, she wants you to talk  
 
In short: 
So simple, yet so complex 
Looks so weak, yet so powerful 
So confusing, yet so desirable 
So damning, yet so wonderful..... 
 
WOMEN!....GOD!!......dammm!!  so dont ever try to understand them

