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well then, perhaps check the classifieds in Gulf news.

Just what I wanted to hear yorky. :) Another friend of mine told me the same thing... Guess i'll have to wait... Btw, do u know u can sms 4488 and get your fines via sms? Anyone know how much this sms costs? ( I have postpaid so cant check via credit etc.) Not sure how much it costs, but I check al...

Probs cos you beat her to it? hahahahahahaha

sniper420 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:Probs cos you beat her to it? hahahahahahaha

Yorky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well matey, you put tiger in yours, why can't I?

I am joking of cos.

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and ...

Real lava froma volcano? hahahahahahahaha

Sorry, that just made me laugh. I am sure it is

I thought it was good, until they started charging for selling items. However, people are still able to by-pass the sytem by using obscure phrases for telephone numbers.

agree, 20km/h above the stated speed limit is allowed, its what happens above that where it is not! hahahahahah

Big brother is always watching

Man, this is wicked. Just imagine ............................

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/cutecontortionist.html

Monkey here. If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be d...

Well then, please have a few pints of Theakstons XB for me. Man, I do miss that stuff. Where are you in Northern England?

Yorky, a man with taste... I always said so :D bet you've woken up with some thumping heads after a few XBs mate. In answer, not far from Newcastle. Yes, I am a man of taste. :lol: :lol: (some would disagree) I really miss XB, it was my preferred choice, next came Tetley's. Anyway, I am from Harrog...

Too s.e.x.u.a.l in nature and I believe that it should be removed.

It promotes thoughts of a "s.e.x.u.a.l" nature, which I belive to be inappropriate given the time of year i.e. Ramadan.

Please remove and put up some boring picture.

double post.

Yorky, you posh git :wink: Harrogate, no less. I know it well. I always knew you were the refined sort :D Sounds like you're more of a traditional pub man than a Betty's tea shop tho :D . I always found XB has a bit of kick to it and funny you should mention Black Sheep because I sampled a couple o...

175,

will you please stop pissing about on the Forum and get back in that kitchen and cook me up some "skinheads on a raft", PLEASE!

He's Canadian, please forgive him.

I swear we will soon have more Mods than "posters".

Congrats and good hunting.

Some guy at the next desk droning on about "lighting". Damn, work!

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white...

Old joke, but still funny.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ex Signature, thanks very much. It has been removed.

I did not want to be associated with Nismo.

Jeevan,

Us "baldies" have gotta laugh. Like your Av by the way.

^^^^^^^^^^ Corcs, you talking about poor little old me?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OK. For a minute I was feeling "unloved"

This well written story had me crying with laughter. It just reminded me of all the Chav's back in the UK. I am sure all the UK people will appreciate this: _____________________________________________________________ I borrowed my wife's Geo Metro last night. One liter of raw power, 3 cylinders of...

dale wrote:correct me if i am wrong.. isnt z3 a gays car?

What colour is yours?

What about my "skin heads on a raft". where are they? Come on ya lazy sod, forget about all this POOF food.

^ian^ wrote:I honestly wonder why people want to be mods.

So they can go into their own little forum and swap recipes and knitting patterns, why else?

XRW-147 wrote:

nosoup4u wrote:Vice versa, if the pre-nup is not signed, the man could ruin the woman as she wouldn't get a penny.

Have you been to a divorce hearing? Without a pre-nup it is the woman who can ruin a man's life.

Amen to that!