Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" 
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." 
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked 
her to draw what the piece looked like. 
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" 
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." 
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710: 
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