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Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:

Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?

Can i shoot u :p

no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts

Sooo dont touch my birds

you can touch my bird
BUT BECAREFUL ITS QUITE A PECKER

lol

just wondering is it allowed to have sex(sensual) in ramamamdan ???

WHAHAHAHAHAAHHA reminds of the time my ex wanted to dye her hair blonde ,,, so i got her a blonding kit,, unfortunately her hair tured into white , yellow , orange , blonde etc etc i used to point at her and laugh my head off calling her " skittles " crazy women and dyeing their hair!

hahahahaahaha
LOL
too funny

mema wrote:Ever wonder how jerks like u find the energy to write such brainless things

next thing youd be wondering how my shwarma is pounding the back of your brain

LOL

you cant fart in a khandorah thou , youd inflate into the michellin man
heheheheheehheehehehee

zam wrote:Thou shall be reported! In Dubai women are given due respect ...and the same applies here in this forum..

so nismo..beware

i respect, i respect!!!
i respect them in the mornin too

she seems to like birds thou

hehehehehehee

hey are you a chick?

I have decided to limit my postings here during Ramadan as part of the spirit of Ramadan of being more spiritual and less mundane. What one is enjoined in keeping away from though is arguments, silly talks etc. I do still look at the forums though – as Muslims are still required to go about their d...

Pope Benedict XVI is cool. He would be even cooler if he would openly and fairly criticize (some aspects of) Judaism. he wasnt to far off thou , i guess with such a loarge nuber of closed minded people being maslims , they took offence to the truth oh well i dont see rallies were maslims condemn th...

you need to get laid nismo, I respect your choice in cars, but when it comes to women, have some manners. thanks on the internet everyone is equal , god knows if that thing on the otherside is a male or female anyways it can be some lubnany fruitcake for all you know i do show respect to women in p...

westside wrote:do we have any potter fans at this forum? if so what do you guys think about it

what i think about it?
my honest opinion?

its a waste of time and money
the book is designed for geeky fruitcakes!

Dubai is a place full of oportunities. Or is it? Me and my friends have been looking for part time jobs. It's really hard to do in a place such as Dubai, where nobody trusts us, teenagers, to do the job. I come from Europe, and most of my friends back there have jobs. They're really freaked out whe...

hey all
im back in dubai
and back on this little forum place

i was in toronto for the past year , and daymn this place has changed!!!!

what the hek is going on in here?
i cant remember anything around here anymore

pakistani women

they step out of line , you can smack them with the back of your hand

hehehehehe

go to any irish pub , youll find tons of canadians

Tropic23 wrote:

Concord wrote:

Paul Booth wrote:Is there are bar or hotel terrace where you can watch a Dubai sunset at its best?

What? you a homo or something?

No, some men have a gf and like to spend a romatic time with her.....sunset, dinner, ....

Do you know what a gf is?

probably thinks its a goat or something

sage & onion wrote:Welcome back Nismo

thanks
time to have some fun here now

well guess what. i thought the same thing. that she must be only child, who has been looked after all her life and never had any kind of responsibility. i found out yesterday they are 6 or 7 brothers, she is the oldest and her family lives in a small village. :shock: anyways we are diverting from t...

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Peeps.. what are your ideas of living after retirement from work. Would u recommend any hobbies, interests that I can suggest to someone who just retired from work after 35 yrs of service.. what are your ideas of retired living, what would u do when u realize , a significant phase of your life is o...

I saw a red bike in Lulu over the weekend. It has a cool price tag of only Dh 330 with all the gears and suspension thingy. :shock: On second thought, I will wait until sale period :lol: Or even better, who feels charitable these days? I heard Concord is :lol: p/s For those who knows me, you know h...

mommy41 wrote:with the meager salary of 3T AED/month... hard to stretch the budget...every last week of the month is very critical.. and to top it all...SALARY IS ALWAYS DELAYED!!!

can i use this as 1 ground to terminate my contract?

yep

get er done

you have a residence visa from them??

didn't i say... "one of my biggest mistakes"?..... ok...need to re-iterate, stupid of me... big mistake! unlucky to be counted as one of those fools born in every minute. at the time of offer, dollar wasn't that low.. so 3k aed…. is not at all bad when converted to our local money….. even...

Not_Sure, that's the lamest excuse I ever heard. Just be wanred I know a guy who was using the same withdrawl method, and the girl still ended up pregnant, it's one of the silliest things to do. Plus STD's can still be transmitted. Be safe people. be responsible. And yes the reason I have had no ne...

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i actually never knew sunni's hate their fellow muslim shia'ites this much. this is a deep rooted burning hatred, worse than jews. not all shia hate sunni ,and not all sunni hate shia majority live happily togehter its only a few that have been misguided by politics and propaganda , if you notice t...

oh god, why on earth would you wanna do it 8-9 times per day? wanted to beat my old record of 6 just wanted to know that i still got my drive but it's not your drive though...it's a medicine driven thing... anyway...spend less time with your hard on and give the girl some oral...that would go down ...

Well said nismo - I'm sunni, but I don't agree with all that Habib has written. It is sometimes very difficult to extricate the political motives from the teachings of religions. Divisions within religions is not limited to Islam or Christianity - all religions have their violent factional fighting...

pity that some men still think that bad love turns women into lesbians... Well not necessary bad love always but there can be other reasons too maybe she aint respected by her man as she wants to be and maybe she is being used just for his needs and nothing else which basically she loses her trust ...

mrs Robinson wrote:oh Nismo...maybe I can train you to talk a bit different....

you can train me anything you want, always ready to learn;)