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hey ppl

im faiz ...
26 year of age...

like sports cars..
have nissan Skyline 94 ..need to modify it further...

work for a a government company in dubai ..
doing my MBA part time..

I guess that is more of me ..
:) lolz

my emails id is faisalmakki@gawab.com ...
tc
by nismo
Jul 28, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: hey ppl
Replies: 1
Views: 1637

Deniz wrote:
nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?


Can i shoot u :p


no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts :-(
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Birds and Sky
Replies: 11
Views: 2283

MaaaD wrote:
nismo wrote:ramadan or not
i do everything like before

imma maslim , i dont think fasting in dubai is really fasting , there is no temptation to resist...
!


you obviously havent walked in mall of the emirates during the day .. talk about temptations everywhere !!!! :P ;)


IM THERE !!!!
:twisted:
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Ramadan....the paradox?
Replies: 39
Views: 6163

Deniz wrote:
nismo wrote:
Deniz wrote:
nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?


Can i shoot u :p


no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts :-(



Sooo dont touch my birds ;)



you can touch my bird :twisted:
BUT BECAREFUL ITS QUITE A PECKER

lol
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Birds and Sky
Replies: 11
Views: 2283

just wondering is it allowed to have sex(sensual) in ramamamdan ???
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Ramadan....the paradox?
Replies: 39
Views: 6163

Re: ever wonder how?

post your thoughts here ever wonder how an arab in a kandorah rides a camel? just like how your mama rides me .. move this thread to fight club and give nismo access i think he needs to see the real DF now :twisted: ooooooo mama jokes *cracks knuckles * lets get er on , yea sandmonkey fight club! f...
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ever wonder how?
Replies: 7
Views: 1101

mema wrote:Ever wonder how jerks like u find the energy to write such brainless things :P

next thing youd be wondering how my shwarma is pounding the back of your brain

LOL
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ever wonder how?
Replies: 7
Views: 1101

you cant fart in a khandorah thou , youd inflate into the michellin man
heheheheheehheehehehee
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How To Poop At Work: A Guide
Replies: 16
Views: 2373

zam wrote:Thou shall be reported! In Dubai women are given due respect :wink: ...and the same applies here in this forum.. :evil:

so nismo..beware :!:


i respect, i respect!!!
i respect them in the mornin too :twisted:

she seems to like birds thou

hehehehehehee

hey are you a chick?
;)
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Birds and Sky
Replies: 11
Views: 2283

Re: Why men are very Sleazy?

you need to get laid nismo, I respect your choice in cars, but when it comes to women, have some manners. thanks on the internet everyone is equal , god knows if that thing on the otherside is a male or female anyways it can be some lubnany fruitcake for all you know i do show respect to women in p...
by nismo
Oct 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Why men are very Sleazy?
Replies: 46
Views: 9497

Re: Israel held secret talks with Saudi royal family

MaaaD wrote:The Saudi initiative calls for a full Israeli withdrawal from lands captured in 1967 in exchange for normalisation of relations with all Arab countries


yeap sounds like a good idea , until arab oil runs out

then just nuke em , turn the area into glass !
by nismo
Oct 02, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Israel held secret talks with Saudi royal family
Replies: 7
Views: 1834

Pope Benedict XVI is cool. He would be even cooler if he would openly and fairly criticize (some aspects of) Judaism. he wasnt to far off thou , i guess with such a loarge nuber of closed minded people being maslims , they took offence to the truth oh well i dont see rallies were maslims condemn th...
by nismo
Oct 02, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Pope's Speech Angered All Muslims
Replies: 77
Views: 11924

Re: Why men are very Sleazy?

you need to get laid nismo, I respect your choice in cars, but when it comes to women, have some manners. thanks on the internet everyone is equal , god knows if that thing on the otherside is a male or female anyways it can be some lubnany fruitcake for all you know i do show respect to women in p...
by nismo
Oct 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Why men are very Sleazy?
Replies: 46
Views: 9497

yorky500 wrote:Well done Hoggard. What a great Yorkshire lad.


you big fat bald basterd , how yea doing
by nismo
Dec 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ASHES - 2nd Test
Replies: 91
Views: 8512

back in dubai after 1 year

hey all
im back in dubai
and back on this little forum place

i was in toronto for the past year , and daymn this place has changed!!!!

what the hek is going on in here?
i cant remember anything around here anymore
by nismo
Sep 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: back in dubai after 1 year
Replies: 11
Views: 2034

pakistani women

they step out of line , you can smack them with the back of your hand

hehehehehe :twisted:
by nismo
Sep 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: GUYS, WHICH NATIONALITY GIRLS DO YOU PREFER? WHY?
Replies: 80
Views: 31018

go to any irish pub , youll find tons of canadians
by nismo
Sep 30, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: Club for Canadians in Dubai
Replies: 6
Views: 2197

LF : REAL ESTATE AGENTS IN UAE

a company located in Dubai , UAE .are looking for real estate agents . applications should be fluent in englsih and must own a car.

for more details please contact

Amol

050 6321856
by nismo
Mar 30, 2008
 
Forum: Jobs in Dubai
Topic: LF : REAL ESTATE AGENTS IN UAE
Replies: 0
Views: 2133

well guess what. i thought the same thing. that she must be only child, who has been looked after all her life and never had any kind of responsibility. i found out yesterday they are 6 or 7 brothers, she is the oldest and her family lives in a small village. :shock: anyways we are diverting from t...
by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Prejudice
Replies: 36
Views: 6967

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by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Prejudice
Replies: 36
Views: 6967

Re: Retirement and Life

Peeps.. what are your ideas of living after retirement from work. Would u recommend any hobbies, interests that I can suggest to someone who just retired from work after 35 yrs of service.. what are your ideas of retired living, what would u do when u realize , a significant phase of your life is o...
by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Retirement and Life
Replies: 8
Views: 1667

damn it , i missed this day

watch this link

http://www.break.com/index/steak-and-bj-day2.html
by nismo
Apr 02, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Foods/dishes...
Replies: 30
Views: 6437

no...no difference...it's more the idea and I hate the smell... do like the clean feeling especially if I am going out afterwards... that is true , chickies hate getting jizz in their hair , i got blamed alot for doing that by accident , so i decided to wear condom you hate smell of condom ? or sme...
by nismo
Apr 03, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Who actually uses condoms?
Replies: 112
Views: 36079

Re: help!

mommy41 wrote:with the meager salary of 3T AED/month... hard to stretch the budget...every last week of the month is very critical.. and to top it all...SALARY IS ALWAYS DELAYED!!!

can i use this as 1 ground to terminate my contract?


yep

get er done

you have a residence visa from them??
by nismo
Apr 03, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: help!
Replies: 19
Views: 5073

didn't i say... "one of my biggest mistakes"?..... ok...need to re-iterate, stupid of me... big mistake! unlucky to be counted as one of those fools born in every minute. at the time of offer, dollar wasn't that low.. so 3k aed…. is not at all bad when converted to our local money….. even...
by nismo
Apr 03, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: help!
Replies: 19
Views: 5073

Not_Sure, that's the lamest excuse I ever heard. Just be wanred I know a guy who was using the same withdrawl method, and the girl still ended up pregnant, it's one of the silliest things to do. Plus STD's can still be transmitted. Be safe people. be responsible. And yes the reason I have had no ne...
by nismo
Apr 03, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Who actually uses condoms?
Replies: 112
Views: 36079

edited by Mod
by nismo
Apr 07, 2008
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Sunni vs Shia
Replies: 93
Views: 23857

i actually never knew sunni's hate their fellow muslim shia'ites this much. this is a deep rooted burning hatred, worse than jews. not all shia hate sunni ,and not all sunni hate shia majority live happily togehter its only a few that have been misguided by politics and propaganda , if you notice t...
by nismo
Apr 07, 2008
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: TRUE SHIA ISLAM
Replies: 32
Views: 18268

oh god, why on earth would you wanna do it 8-9 times per day? wanted to beat my old record of 6 just wanted to know that i still got my drive but it's not your drive though...it's a medicine driven thing... anyway...spend less time with your hard on and give the girl some oral...that would go down ...
by nismo
Apr 07, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Who actually uses condoms?
Replies: 112
Views: 36079

Well said nismo - I'm sunni, but I don't agree with all that Habib has written. It is sometimes very difficult to extricate the political motives from the teachings of religions. Divisions within religions is not limited to Islam or Christianity - all religions have their violent factional fighting...
by nismo
Apr 07, 2008
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: TRUE SHIA ISLAM
Replies: 32
Views: 18268
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