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Been here in UAE for two weeks and nothing exciting yet. I need an urgent rush of adrenaline. What do you guys suggest? Something in the Dubai area. Thanks When you drive past one of those green and white cars with lights on the roof, honk, flip the bird and put pedal to the metal... (please don't ...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

Anyone knows of a good massage place in Dubai or Sharjah? Thanks Well Puppypup gives massages, but I don't think that's the kind you want. What kind of place are you looking for? Professional I guess. Deep tissue they call it I think :?: Max AED 200. Bliss Relaxology in Garhoud, very near the hospi...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

I'm telling you, it's best straight from the nipple. Warmer, too. I'm uncomfortable that it's recent enough for you to remember :D Recent? Absolutely! Most fathers have snuck a sip from time to time, no? LOL. Can honestly say that I didn't (as far as I remember). Reminds me of the Little Britain sk...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do you drink milk?
Replies: 36
Views: 6473

there's no way to deny that!

the pbm is going to read a book tonight.
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person below you!
Replies: 2150
Views: 227087

^^^'nature, red in tooth and claw' (yes I think I was in a red mist today!)
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

murder = crimson stains on a silk nightdress
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: A NEW ONE EQUAL TO
Replies: 223
Views: 37327

stay on and keep reading the forum.. :lol: :lol: You sound like the passive kind :D now that's not a very kind thing to say; is't.. are you not the one, minutes ago wrote the word 'civil' elsewhere on the Forum.. ? 8) 8) I read pointgiven's comment as a pure joke, he even put a smiley face? You see...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

Point Given, is this something that would interest you? Note Description: http://www.dubai.alloexpat.com/marketplace/classifieds/ads_item.php?id=248 Yeah, but the Leather/Rubber things scare me :) That was my point!! Check it out first and let me know how it goes :) Check what out? That's my websit...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=107501844996442329331.00046199799a8f18688d5&ll=24.372117,54.459229&spn=0.365265,0.727844&z=11 this is the link to my car club's map of Abu Dhabi and Mussafah, it has the markers for the rental shops LOL @ infamous spe...
by Speedhump
May 12, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Where to rent quad bike / ATV?
Replies: 14
Views: 12075

^^^he's back!

(and it's poetry, not prose...) ;)
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

Point Given, is this something that would interest you? Note Description: http://www.dubai.alloexpat.com/marketplace/classifieds/ads_item.php?id=248 Yeah, but the Leather/Rubber things scare me :) That was my point!! Check it out first and let me know how it goes :) Check what out? That's my websit...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

tease so as to please = playing peek-a-boo
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: A NEW ONE EQUAL TO
Replies: 223
Views: 37327

The problem is you can't check oil prices months (even weeks) ahead, because the dumb analysts (Goldmann Sachs and all the rest) get it wrong as often as they get it right ;)
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: It’s the oil price, stupid
Replies: 6
Views: 1505

I agree it doesn't seem any different. It comes down to enforcement, and it's not happening enough I guess. I don't want it become like Saudi here, but I think that some residents as well as tourist should be shown a little more firmly that the laws and religion of the country are to be respected.
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Executive Council...
Replies: 7
Views: 1207

No some people prefer to stick pins in newspapers or buy/sell on family birthdays. Probably just as good as a subscription to some of these online investment rags....(did you post this in the wrong thread?) :D
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Executive Council...
Replies: 7
Views: 1207

Imma call you today on that number :D
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

^^^couldn't be amused with a rubber thingy...?
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

stay on and keep reading the forum.. :lol: :lol: You sound like the passive kind :D now that's not a very kind thing to say; is't.. are you not the one, minutes ago wrote the word 'civil' elsewhere on the Forum.. ? 8) 8) I read pointgiven's comment as a pure joke, he even put a smiley face? You see...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

no that was yesterday! ;)

the pbm will drive slowly and carefully today.
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person below you!
Replies: 2150
Views: 227087

uaekid wrote:to watch human behavior ?


Yeah why not? I would not object to more police on the streets. They do a good job and I have almost always had a good experience with them.

Maybe their increased presence will have a good effect on behaviour!
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Executive Council...
Replies: 7
Views: 1207

^^^getting wordier as the days pass ;)
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

^^winking
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1015038

That was a long shot! No :)

the pbm has long fingers.
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person below you!
Replies: 2150
Views: 227087

Point Given, is this something that would interest you? Note Description: http://www.dubai.alloexpat.com/marketplace/classifieds/ads_item.php?id=248 Yeah, but the Leather/Rubber things scare me :) That was my point!! Check it out first and let me know how it goes :) Check what out? That's my websit...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

Bora Bora wrote:
rookiebot wrote:i know that was some broad generalisation ... but i was talkin what i'd prefer ... lolz


Seems you would take it any way you can get it. Even if she looked like Sasquatch.


Yeah if it looks like it needs a weedeater taken to it you should just say no.
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Which is sexy shaved or unshaved?
Replies: 188
Views: 33689

oooh, very snug! :D
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 39604

Verbal and mental abuse is creeping and insidous. A female friend of mine was made bulimic by her husband through his hurtful mouth. And she wasn't even fat she was gorgeous but she couldn't see it. She was strong enough to ditch him and to recover.
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Verbal Abuse
Replies: 16
Views: 4767

Verbal, mental and physical abuse comes from people who have serious problems with themself. For adults, the first sign of it is a warning, the second sign of it - take a real good look, the third sign of it - time to exit. Unfortunately children have no recourse. Very true, and it's why the charit...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Verbal Abuse
Replies: 16
Views: 4767

Well there is for sure some increase in crime, due to the much increased population and the economic problems lower paid people are facing since last year. It comes naturally with the territory. But also the newspapers are also being allowed to print more negative news now which before would have be...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Whats going on in UAE? Where did the Good Old Days go?
Replies: 15
Views: 2239

uaekid I would look at it the other way round and say 'what is good about it' (why does it need to exist?). The law certainly is used by some employers to prevent workers from leaving their employment and moving freely to other employers. It's illegal for an employer to refuse to issue a no objectio...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: They S*cks...
Replies: 22
Views: 2461
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