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Ladies and Gentlemen , This is the second and last time , HP is disappointed. First time , E.J abused me and now a another girl preferred wine over HP. Now HP wouldnt make any one laugh :roll: HP pack your stuff and leave the Dubai Forum. :roll: E.Jewel , can u translate this song for her please &qu...

i forgot to ask keithel ,

u were talking about some other web site , if u can give me the url , i would like to check them

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noo dont leave the forum , break ups are hard .. we will be ok ... now i am single and ur single ... u will never know maybe love is right infront of u and u cant see it :wink: i came back from airport , i got you message when i was inside plane. I jumped from plane on runway. I know u love me :oops:

we will get back to you after summer,m thanks for posting small text

Shirts, suits and trousers. Does anyone have these tailor made. If so where and what do you pay for: Shirts Trousers 2 piece suit Just looking around to see what is on offer and quality. Chers peeps. I always buy . I never wash my shirts and trousers . when they get dirty i throw them and buy the n...

Once i was travelling in Bus and a Pakistani aunty was sitting quite close to me, and she was in her 50. It was winter and quite silent inside the Bus. I heard the music tone of Punjabi MC " mur mur ka ni layorney hai baar, Mundian to bach ke rahin". I looked back and it was Pakistani aunt...

Our aunties make lot of argument with shop keepers , they travel 2 kilometer extra in temperature 35C inorder to save 2 Dhs :) . Unlike Desi aunties , Arabic auntis always focus on cooking and eating . After 40 years they are unable to walk because of weight . They are having headscarf but their dau...

raidah wrote:what other aunties u have info about?

when choco will become aunty , she will stand at window and throw the water on people. She will say " u fcking pakis , go back to india ". (She doesnt know that pakis live in Pakistan .
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Ive had alot tailored in thailand .... shirts were about 40dhs, suit with 2 pairs of pants is about 500dhs and because I am a westerner I probably paid double what a local would have but still damn cheap!! :D u r Australian not from westerner :P Its me who is westerner. :P Until and unless i dont o...

ajb wrote:

scarlet wrote:HP can we see a picture of the wedding ring?

You may have seen the ring .... he lent it to Beyonce to use in a movie recently ..... dodo do do

scarlet is quite nice girl from Australia , u keep your hands off from her

u r Australian not from westerner :shock: that is considered an insult around here!!! Like calling a Canadian an American or a Pakistani an Indian or an Arab a Jew or a cat a dog You get my point!!!!! :lol: :lol: p.s. since when was Australia excluded from part of the Western world?? Hahah so u con...

Canadian auntis : well they spend most of the time waiting for tornado :) .Because of cold , they usually use 3 or 4 our pairs of socks . If you ever make survey remember to include this option "not applicable" in this question : " how often do u take bath" Options 1) once in 3 m...

If I had married 4 years back. I would have been much more responsible in my life and I would have saved a lot. If I just had saved the money that I spent on mobile bills in the past 3 years, i would have had a nice car of my own by now. Now you will ask me why i spent all that money. the answer is ...

If you have a wife, you get se.x, you get companionship, you get romance, you get care, you get love, you get family life, you get all that you need to live a healthy and clean life. Not always true my friend ..... Its true if corco is ready to accept my hand . :oops: Thats what i read in book when...

I got the nuclear bomb and i will bring it outside the carrefour of Dubai city center . I will be wearing blue sun glasses and black suit . There will be a black suitcase close to me. Come to me and say following code: " Zooter is gay? ". I will say " zooter is certified gay ". T...

MaaaD wrote:

HP wrote:see u at 8 PM . It is confidential and no gun please.

my gun is very big, and i cant detach it .. sorry no deal without my gun.

Keithel will also come and in case of emergency he will make me escape .

so come wid gun or missile , we will see . Remember to bring girl

GAB is kind of aunty , who is like walking hospital , everday one more problem. some time engine doesnt work (body) and sometime problem in back, sometime sugar and sometime high blood pressure.

Keithel will also come and in case of emergency he will make me escape . so come wid gun or missile , we will see . Remember to bring girl :roll: No problem... I will give the "girl" a complete body search ...just to make sure she's not armed and dangerous :wink: HP you can frisk Maaqd......

I know this might not belong to this forum, but it's urgent! Ladies, do you know of any hair salon that is open on fridays?? Preferably somewhere around bur dubai? Thanks! There is fcking nice filpinoooooooooooooooo at sharjah city center. Wallah he is very expert in his job . I think he took 80 Dh...

i hope i am not the girl u are talking about :evil: :evil: ...cos this girl here " me" will not be treated like an object and get moved and tested my men :? :? i dont want to get married ... and i am going to war 8) 8) 8) sweetheart , I will take u in the Business Class of Swiss airline :...

beachbelle wrote:HP- Is that barbecue bottle ur in suffocating u that much?? U are waay too offensive, swear too much and sound very troubled to me (filipinoooo..) why 10 o's? Are you ok?

what i did

Corcovado wrote::lol:

i need your answer , i have to tell my mom that she is having daughter in law in Dubai.

Corcovado wrote:but my brother said no .. so i cant say yes

Look no one here is at forum , just u and me .............leave the brothers , all brothers are idiots , they dates themselves and whenever their sisters do they declare Jihad against them .

but its not right ...my brother will kill u and me 8) 8) 8) i would like to die for u :P . Make eveything ready and go to royal Danish embassy , i am gonna fax them the letter. Dont steal any money from home. When every thing is read , let me know , i will buy the ticket online for u. I must be wai...

Corcovado wrote:i dont know how u like ... ooh and u dont know how i look like either i will be wearing a hat

I will be having play card in my hand " HP is waiting ". So are ya ready to become my wife

double bed

(answer of zooter)

The most bitchy aunty , i ever saw was at British consulate. It was 3 years back. I was talking to her and she shut me up by saying calm down . It made me pissed off and when she asked the question , do u have any property? i said : I am seeking the British visa not the hand of your daughter . It ma...

Concord my sweetheart , U have not even collected single Dhs when more than million people were homeless because of Earthquake in Pakistan You descriminted the country of your Pakistani Brother Maybe I did donate - good thing I need not tell you how I spend my money! Don't worry Corco still loves y...

valkyrie wrote:intimacy, have ever heard of a well known sufi musician from pakistan by any chance? someone mentioned it to me however i dont remember the mans name.

Junoon? i think they used to sing

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