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in practical terms the "yes, it's okay" answer is also correct from a realistic "this is what happens in dubai all the time" perspective. while we know that this happens all the time and in 99.9% of the situations nothing would happen to anyone "shacking up" there is s...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: holiday worry!
Replies: 46
Views: 9527

The law is not enforced in Dubai... Yes it is, but not consistently. An Indian maid living with her gardener boyfriend will probably end up in trouble. Two unmarried westerners staying in a hotel for a holiday won't, unless they break other laws (eg take drugs, have se x in public, etc). Go togethe...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: holiday worry!
Replies: 46
Views: 9527

[Two unmarried westerners staying in a hotel for a holiday won't, unless they break other laws (eg take drugs, have se x in public, etc). ...kissing in public. There was a recent case of a couple kissing in the beach and getting apprehended by undercover cops, who were presumably there to arrest ho...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: holiday worry!
Replies: 46
Views: 9527

You will die. PM me if you want a decent detox diet that will ensure you don't die.
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: fruitarian
Replies: 15
Views: 2331

I really don't care what people do, they should only be advised of the law Practicing law (advising people of the law) without a license is illegal . Please don't break the law. Report him.. lets get him locked up. I'm kind of getting tired of his patronising 'I know better' way of carrying on in t...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: holiday worry!
Replies: 46
Views: 9527

Have been using it for a month now... works fine, no problems at all.
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: windows vista
Replies: 10
Views: 3479

Re: doesn't sound promising

thanks for the tips. i should have said, the child is my partner's child also, we're just not married. so does this still mean its going to be hard for us to get a visa together, having a child out of wedlock. my partner is a painter and decorator by trade. i read a posting previoulsy where a 'carp...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Aussie teacher looking to teach in Dubai +can partner come
Replies: 18
Views: 3694

Etisalat are just Jibba Jabbas... I pitty the fools! They once blocked yahoo.com... later they said it was a glitch in the system. I almost bought me a 1 way tx out. :evil: Is it true that property in the freezone is NOT proxied? For now. As soon as Du start offering internet outside the Freezone a...
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: The most extreme site block ever?
Replies: 5
Views: 3225

Totally Australian. I own one in Australia (still) and they go alright... but...

my 350Z would leave it for dust.
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Need info 2005 Chevy Lumina SS
Replies: 2
Views: 1647

dale wrote:hows the performance in comparison to xp... speed etc. did u get a new pc or it runs well on your old one?


Got a new lappy, runs quite well, hard to compare to XP because the new lappy is a core2duo.
by ^ian^
Jun 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: windows vista
Replies: 10
Views: 3479

Chuck Norris said he would round-house kick the next pimply internet nerd who kept this stupid meme going.

Everyone knows the Hoff rules and LOLcatz are the funniest shit ever... so lets move along.
by ^ian^
Jun 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: CHUCK NORRIS IS MY DAD!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 3282

XPClone wrote:
^ian^ wrote:You will die. PM me if you want a decent detox diet that will ensure you don't die.


I'm interested in this detox Ian. Can you just post it here on the thread?


I don't know... I'm thinking of copyrighting my diet.

5 days without a cig....
by ^ian^
Jun 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: fruitarian
Replies: 15
Views: 2331

dale wrote:i think its more because of the heat that I don't feel like smoking...
smoking is a terrible thing its makes my skin lose its lustre... makes it dry and what not....

IAN.... DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the diet pls?


See the little (pm) button below?
by ^ian^
Jun 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: fruitarian
Replies: 15
Views: 2331

thank you all for your advice. very helpful. so solving the marriage problem thing, does anyone think there is a chance of my partner getting some sort of job (trade or whatever) without a degree of some sort. and if so does he have to line one up before arrival (to get sponsored) or can he just co...
by ^ian^
Jun 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Aussie teacher looking to teach in Dubai +can partner come
Replies: 18
Views: 3694

dale wrote:and did u go to tito's on sat nite?


In answer to the previous post, we did have a localite to show us around.

We did go to Tito's but it was a sad reflection of its reputation.
by ^ian^
Jun 16, 2007
 
Forum: Travel Around
Topic: DFM Goa Run
Replies: 6
Views: 2324

Salik wrote:
ksalik wrote:ouch this hurts.those idiots at rta chose the name as salik which is my name !!! according to them it means clear but islamically it means follower of the spiritual path.why my name out of all ??? :(


It's a cool name don't you think?


No sorry. The name means clear... but it's anything but.
by ^ian^
Jun 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you Salik?
Replies: 51
Views: 9005

??? Wow, that's the most amazing story.

She must be butch.
by ^ian^
Jun 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: You got to love them english girls
Replies: 14
Views: 2441

sweetpea06 wrote:we did call our hotel to ask the 'theoretical' question of whether it would be a problem or not and they insisted it wouldnt so just taking their word for it....


Brilliant idea. Normally I'd warn against this... but much more reliable advice than old farts living out their life on a forum.
by ^ian^
Jun 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: holiday worry!
Replies: 46
Views: 9527

Out of curiousity can you tell Herpes from a blood test? And even if they find Herpes in blood (if they can!) than how do they identify if it is genital herpes?
by ^ian^
Jun 16, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: residence visa
Replies: 7
Views: 4781

This sure qualifies as the lamest thread I have ever seen though!!!!!!
by ^ian^
Jun 17, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Only if you care about EMOTIONS, FEELINGS, LOVE
Replies: 16
Views: 4767

Re: whatelse would you like to see in dubai?

mighty.one wrote:
Concord wrote:
kashif wrote:well the topic says it all, what would you like to see here thats not already here?

i'd like to see casinos :P


Casinos are coming! Bet you the farm on that.


Are casinos actually coming? or is this just wishful thinking? :(


Casinos are coming.
by ^ian^
Jun 18, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: whatelse would you like to see in dubai?
Replies: 29
Views: 4687

Balls

Anyone interested in 8 ball?
by ^ian^
Jun 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Balls
Replies: 6
Views: 1313

dale wrote:what kinda balls


8 Balls.
by ^ian^
Jun 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Balls
Replies: 6
Views: 1313

Glad I can still take my own curry onto the plane with me.
by ^ian^
Jun 19, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: next time u travel
Replies: 3
Views: 1597

sauron wrote:http://www.petitiononline.com/RtaSalik/petition.html

Especially for ^Ian^.


Well, I will eat humble pie if this petition actually does something, but I don't think I'll be holding my breath.

I bet Choco started this poll.
by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you Salik?
Replies: 51
Views: 9005

by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you Salik?
Replies: 51
Views: 9005

Meeting MAC...

poor fella.
by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Incident you never need to remember in Dubai ??
Replies: 9
Views: 2582

Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Meeting MAC...

poor fella.


I thought he left the forum.


and now you know why!
by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Incident you never need to remember in Dubai ??
Replies: 9
Views: 2582

Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Meeting MAC...

poor fella.


I thought he left the forum.


and now you know why!



I always thought he was kind of strange anyway.


I think he actually left because this place is dead.
by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Incident you never need to remember in Dubai ??
Replies: 9
Views: 2582

Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RtaSalik&1

Sig #2682

LOL!


I thought 1191 was funnier!

*checks radar*


umm... you got me there:

1191. Lesley - Ann D'Souza
by ^ian^
Jun 20, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you Salik?
Replies: 51
Views: 9005
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