Balding, Aging Pennyless Man Seeks Rich, Sexy Woman

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Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 11, 2010
Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this :)

May the best woman win! :D

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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 11, 2010
No problems...... women here love homeless, scrappy, starving, frail pets. Don't you always see em coochiecooing stray cats? Guess u too might have a chance then :D
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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 12, 2010
shiva wrote:Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this :)

May the best woman win! :D


Sorry, Bora is taken!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 12, 2010
Hey if your telephone line is still connected you may want to call feline friends on their 24hour line on 04-4510058. Worst that can happen is ending up with a cougar which is not always bad especially for the situation youre in now...
hope you get this on time.

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PoolShark wrote:Hey if your telephone line is still connected you may want to call feline friends on their 24hour line on 04-4510058. Worst that can happen is ending up with a cougar which is not always bad especially for the situation youre in now...
hope you get this on time.

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Tried that, they muttered something about prevention of cruelty to animals and hung up on me :(
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shiva wrote:Hi, like the topic says I am seeking my ideal soulmate, please respond quickly as my internet connection might be cut off today due to non payment of bills and I may not be able to pick from the eager applicants who are bound to reply to this :)

May the best woman win! :D


Sorry, Bora is taken!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


Yup. I got one worse off than this one!!! A real chick magnet. :lol: :lol:
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Yup. I got one worse off than this one!!! A real chick magnet. :lol: :lol:


He may be a chick magnet, but I am like the lodestone :P
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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 12, 2010
Well, when you can attract gold, get back to me. I have no use for iron or steel. :P
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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 13, 2010
Bora Bora wrote:Well, when you can attract gold, get back to me. I have no use for iron or steel. :P

The cursed yellow metal interferes with my plans again?
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Re: Balding, Aging Pennyless Man Seeks Rich, Sexy Woman May 19, 2010
LMAO, listen man... try this, it may work (I haven't tried it though).
Go to the arabian ranches, jumeirah or marina... when you see a rich woman driving a Porsche or Mercedes, lie down and act as if you haven't eaten anything in a week... may be start shivering or something as well... if she stops and comes out of her vehicle, take it from there, I'm sure you know the rest. :D
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Re: Balding, Aging Pennyless Man Seeks Rich, Sexy Woman May 19, 2010
mobee wrote:LMAO, listen man... try this, it may work (I haven't tried it though).
Go to the arabian ranches, jumeirah or marina... when you see a rich woman driving a Porsche or Mercedes, lie down and act as if you haven't eaten anything in a week... may be start shivering or something as well... if she stops and comes out of her vehicle, take it from there, I'm sure you know the rest. :D


You could try that, however said rich woman in Porsche or Mercedes (have to ask how she got it in the first place) would most likely run over you with her polished 22" wheels then stop.

And reverse back over you to make sure she did the job right!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Balding, aging pennyless man seeks rich, sexy woman May 20, 2010
:lol: LMAO... There are possibilities for that to happen...
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