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Jun 21, 2007
Because the rain doesn´t know the other direction.


Why are donkeys grey?

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Jun 21, 2007
So that they can stand next to battleships and go unnoticed during a war time situation.



Why are beds so low?
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Jun 27, 2007
Because the dreams are high.....


Why does a book have pages?
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Jun 27, 2007
Because without pages it would be a poster





Why is vacation also called Holiday?
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Jul 06, 2007
it sounds better than wickeday




Why are they :P called Emoticons
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Jul 11, 2007
Because they needs a name with "E".....


Why are rainbows colourful?
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Jul 11, 2007
Because if they were white you would not be able to see them





Why is the Union Jack Red White & Blue?
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Jul 12, 2007
Red=Love
White=Clouds
Blue=Water


Why is chocolate sweet?
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Jul 12, 2007
Because its the only way you can get people to eat it




Why are wheels round?
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Sep 01, 2007
because that is the only way ur 20 inch rims on ur car will look bling bling and u can also add spinners :P

Why are clouds like cotton? :roll:
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Sep 02, 2007
Because if Clouds were like coal we would get injured everytime we had a storm.





Why are leaves green?
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Sep 03, 2007
So the catapillars can have more of a challenge when playing 'hide and seek'!!

Why can't goldfish talk??
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Sep 03, 2007
they can, stick your head in the bowl and listen.

why don't they make goldfish bowls the size of EG's head ?? :lol: :lol:
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Sep 03, 2007
EG Head size bowls are available, however the hair disturbs the fish.



Why do vehicles go faster forwards than backwards?
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Sep 04, 2007
because they cant see whats behind them when they are moving backwards and so they move slowly to avoid getting hurt.


Why is Mars known as the red planet?
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Sep 04, 2007
Because if it would be known as the Green Planet it would be called Pepper.



Why are broomsticks round?
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Sep 05, 2007
because the smooth edges around the stick makes it more comfortable for the witches to fly on them.


Why is it called breakfast in the morning even when we r not fasting?
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Sep 05, 2007
Because we wouldn't understand if it was called Dinner.




Why does Easter have Eggs?
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Nov 22, 2007
because eggs are associated with fertility ;).

Y are clouds WHITE?
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Nov 22, 2007
Because if they were black it would be dark all day.




Why is a football round?
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Dec 19, 2007
because if it have a punt you will hurt ur foot. i think :? :?

what is a HP :?: :lol:
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Dec 26, 2007
HP is an Acronym for; Hydrogen Peroxide (needs a good bleach) :lol:




Why do we have Turkey at Xmas?
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Jan 04, 2008
Because the chickens went on holiday.

Why do people buy Christmas Crackers?
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Jan 05, 2008
In order to make sure everyone is awake around the table.





Why does a leap year have an extra day?
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Jan 06, 2008
So overworked people can spend an extra day at the office.

Why do we watch TV?
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Jan 06, 2008
So we don't have to watch the wall.





Why do we use an alarm clock?
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Jan 07, 2008
so you don't need to use a rooster just to wake up=)


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Jan 07, 2008
Only if one of the personalities has enough money to end the conflict.





Why do Hoovers have a flexible hose?
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Jan 12, 2008
Adjustments so that you can hoover, ahem, more sensitive things with it :shock:





Why is it called a Roundabout?
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Jan 12, 2008
Because if it were called a Squareabout their would be to many corners.




Why is this particular source of information called a Dictionary?
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