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It's a slow day, so compiling a list of things men shouldn't say. Do you have anything to add, or maybe things that women shouldn't say?

"Can I have the remote please?"

"You drive"

"It's allright, I'll get my own beer"

"IKEA"

"Not in my hair"

"Oh nice, a vegetarian meal"

"Are you watching foottie again?"

"Foottie is only a game"

"Honey, can you pay?"

"How does my a$$ look in these jeans"

"That's not funny, that's racists"

"Use a plate"

"Oprah said"

Not exactly something a woman shouldn't say, but more shouldn't do.

Don't give the man the silent treatment. He welcomes it!!!

I have learned it's not wise to say 'Are you in?' to my BF.

naughtyalice wrote:I have learned it's not wise to say 'Are you in?' to my BF.

Well alice, you might need to add another surgery to your list, vaginal reconstruction, or your BF needs phalloplasty.

Bora Bora wrote:

naughtyalice wrote:I have learned it's not wise to say 'Are you in?' to my BF.

Well alice, you might need to add another surgery to your list, vaginal reconstruction, or your BF needs phalloplasty.

Lol, unfair Bora.

I am going to NYC

Drew,

There are just some things that if you have ask, then there's something missing. Apparently there's a gap or a shortage in this case.

Bora Bora wrote:Apparently there's a gap or a shortage in this case

The gap can be solved without surgery. Daily pelvic muscle exercises can show a lot of results in this case.

what about

"uhps, the wrong hole"

Flying Dutchman wrote:The gap can be solved without surgery. Daily pelvic muscle exercises can show a lot of results in this case.

Assuming there is any muscle left. Excessive usage can cause loss of elasticity.

Hi guys!

Mr Flyingdutchman, LOL, how do you know these things? Have you had medical training? It is just what the doctor ordered. He said to me 'Alice, my dear! The curtains are closing down there, we need to do something fast! Do these excercises everymorning and we will see a vast improvement after a few weeks. We don't want the boys calling you Slack Alice, now do we?'

Good luck with the excercises Alice!



Here is a thing you wouldn't expect to hear from a woman: "OMG, 5 inches, that's huge!

FD. I have always found that a man's version of eight inches is sometimes far removed from reality

And something that a man says which makes me want to land a right hook.....
me 'Do you like my new dress?'
him 'There's nothing the matter with it'

Flying Dutchman , For the sub continent they would be called Monster C%%K with that and would not be able to get into the boys size thingy from the chemist.