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Hi I am third year student studying Geomatics Engineering in Canada. I am ready to work in Summer in Dubai in field of Geomatics (GIS, GPS, Surveying etc).

gimme a damn pucking job guys

bump and lump me with job offers dammit!

I have a job for you in geomatics... My banana is so large that I need you to use your great surveying, GPS, GIS, etc.. skills in actually measuring its length, width, height, and volume. Also its weight, more specifically the weight distribution of the head vis a vis the shaft.

What was that? Yes, of course, you can use your mouth. I'll just close my eyes and picture Angelina Jolie...

Liban wrote:I have a job for you in geomatics... My banana is so large that I need you to use your great surveying, GPS, GIS, etc.. skills in actually measuring its length, width, height, and volume. Also its weight, more specifically the weight distribution of the head vis a vis the shaft.

What was that? Yes, of course, you can use your mouth. I'll just close my eyes and picture Angelina Jolie...

Yes monsieur. Why not? We have trained pitbulls which do the bj surveying. What we do is we put the pic of their fav pic in front when the pitbull is doing the job. The job gets messy and noisy with the client yelling top of his lungs but I assure u we can handle it. here is sample pic of my pitbulls

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Ummm.... I think I'll pass.

But first allow me to pass on my deepest condolences on the loss of your balls and rooster to these ferocious pitbulls. But at least you took it like a man and THATS what counts of course.

I'm sure there are some great doctors in your part of Canada that can install a prosthetic rooster and balls for you?

Liban wrote:Ummm.... I think I'll pass.

But first allow me to pass on my deepest condolences on the loss of your balls and rooster to these ferocious pitbulls. But at least you took it like a man and THATS what counts of course.

I'm sure there are some great doctors in your part of Canada that can install a prosthetic rooster and balls for you?

When did I say they did bj surveying on me? These pitbulls can't do bj surveying cos they can handle the strong and long snake. They are afraid. They do bj surveying on men like u- inflated elephant DING DING. yak yak yak

gimme gimme job