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yorky500 wrote:You are a spring chicken yourself ^ian^. hahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, but I'm hardly going to do anything silly am I? I'd be totally recognised.

thank you Ian

my sentiments exactly.

^ian^ wrote:

yorky500 wrote:You are a spring chicken yourself ^ian^. hahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, but I'm hardly going to do anything silly am I? I'd be totally recognised.

How do we know that? hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway, back to topic.

yorky500 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

yorky500 wrote:You are a spring chicken yourself ^ian^. hahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, but I'm hardly going to do anything silly am I? I'd be totally recognised.

How do we know that? hahahahahahahahaha

Anyway, back to topic.

Yes please, you're making me uneasy.

Queasy or uneasy?

Don't think we were introduced at the Kareoke!

yorky500 wrote:Queasy or uneasy?

Don't think we were introduced at the Kareoke!

elvis(ian) had left the building by then...and cut the newbie some slack will ya

constantine wrote:

yorky500 wrote:Queasy or uneasy?

Don't think we were introduced at the Kareoke!

elvis(ian) had left the building by then...and cut the newbie some slack will ya

I saw baldilocks I was just too shy to introduce myself.

^ian^ wrote:

constantine wrote:

yorky500 wrote:Queasy or uneasy?

Don't think we were introduced at the Kareoke!

elvis(ian) had left the building by then...and cut the newbie some slack will ya

I saw baldilocks I was just too shy to introduce myself.

you and shy in the same sentence...a paradox aint it

Always. Lifes too short.

^ian^ wrote:I was just too shy to introduce myself.

This coming from the potplant pooper?!

how come DFM boys were not be able to generate list of candidates as DFM girls (Night Out) doing so well ?!



shame

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:I was just too shy to introduce myself.

This coming from the potplant pooper?!

Hahaha, don't you start.

7:20 pm and still at work.... *sigh*

if i am in town, i am in ..

I'm in guys as long as it is after September the 4th! I voted already

^ian^ wrote:Hahaha, don't you start.

7:20 pm and still at work.... *sigh*

7:20pm...pfft... chicken feed. 2am yesterday morning I was still getting "urgent requests" for work to be submitted back within an hour. The US have a very skewed perception of 'world' time.

XRW-147 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:Hahaha, don't you start.

7:20 pm and still at work.... *sigh*

7:20pm...pfft... chicken feed. 2am yesterday morning I was still getting "urgent requests" for work to be submitted back within an hour. The US have a very skewed perception of 'world' time.

The night before I was working until 2 am. Tonight I will be working until at least 10.

I am going to enjoy my weekend away at the ******

Ok, so this is turning into a 'how late can you work' pissing contest!

5.30am! Still at work!

Any advance?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Ok, so this is turning into a 'how late can you work' pissing contest!

5.30am! Still at work!

Any advance?



Knight

I'll advance you 5 dirhams for some new batteries for your clock.

^ian^ wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Ok, so this is turning into a 'how late can you work' pissing contest!

5.30am! Still at work!

Any advance?



Knight

I'll advance you 5 dirhams for some new batteries for your clock.

Can't do enough for a good boss

^ian^ wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Ok, so this is turning into a 'how late can you work' pissing contest!

5.30am! Still at work!

Any advance?



Knight

I'll advance you 5 dirhams for some new batteries for your clock.

I couldn't actually post this at 5.30...I was too busy!



Knight

I wonder what you were 'working' for at 5:30am DK... I hope the boss (lady) was appreciative.

The DFM Ladies Secretariat has decreed a day for same s.ex shenanigans (don't get excited) and that day is the 31st day of the month of Augustus.

Henceforth, Gentleman, Lords and the Knight of DFM are hereby instructed to undergo digitus anus extractus and establish a cordial venue for our thoroughly enjoyable romp.

Such venues will be discussed this weekend by the self appointed DFM social committee, and appropriate members who need permission slips signed by their close friends of the fairer gender, please do so prior to the 31st.

Remember guys, no signed permission slips, no excursion.

the note should be something like this

" I bequeath thee so thou shall drink off the bosom of a riotous wench the sweet nectars that shall turned thou into a true knight with prodding amorous ways"

constantine wrote:the note should be something like this

" I bequeath thee so thou shall drink off the bosom of a riotous wench the sweet nectars that shall turned thou into a true knight with prodding amorous ways"

LMAOROTF!!

Eros wrote:

constantine wrote:the note should be something like this

" I bequeath thee so thou shall drink off the bosom of a riotous wench the sweet nectars that shall turned thou into a true knight with prodding amorous ways"

LMAOROTF!!

There is always the technical rider:

"However, if thine sweet fair maiden should catch thus an inkling that thou hast been even considering the concept of imbibement from any part of said buxom wench, then there wilst be a wailing and nashing of teeth such the like you hast never before seen...summating in the removal of thine grollicles with a rusted spoon!" On thine head be it!



Knight