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Men are Like... Apr 15, 2006
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Apr 15, 2006
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

:lol: :lol:
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Apr 15, 2006
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
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Apr 15, 2006
^ u should meet me
ill change ur views about men
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Apr 16, 2006
Chocoholic wrote:And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.


Good, so dump your boyfriend, become a lesbo and move on..,. :roll:
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Apr 16, 2006
Obviously men are boring and never change.[/quote]

Correct. We don't change.

So how come every girl we meet tries to change us?

This is how we are...live with it!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 16, 2006
Chocoholic wrote:And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Apr 17, 2006
nacdxb wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.


wohooo so very true :lol: :oops:
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Apr 17, 2006
nacdxb wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.


Cats= Small women in fur coats!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 17, 2006
Dubai Knight wrote:
nacdxb wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.


Cats= Small women in fur coats!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 17, 2006
tiger = Larger women in Fur coats

:lol: :lol:
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Apr 17, 2006
arniegang wrote:tiger = Larger women in Fur coats

:lol: :lol:


tiger = Sniper?

8) 8) 8)

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Apr 17, 2006
Dubai Knight wrote:
arniegang wrote:tiger = Larger women in Fur coats

:lol: :lol:


tiger = Sniper?

8) 8) 8)

Knight



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 18, 2006
I love men!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 18, 2006
I think women's DNA is way to similar to cat's one or maybe they are twins seperated at birth :P :P :P
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