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That was obviously drawn up by a man.

There should be one for families with small kids - many days we wake up with one or more kids in the bed... and they act as if the whole bed is their territory!!

Cheers,

Shafique

Not much action in the bedroom?

May I suggest a daily glass of pomegranate juice? It's a little known trade secret,

Pomegranate juice can have the same effect as viagra and is also known to help combat stress, fear and anxiety which are all a major contributor to the loss of se.x drive in a man.

That bed looks dull, no wonder...The bedroom should be a place where memories are made, or am I missing something?
And absolutely no children in Mommy's and Daddy's hobby room. No way.

shafique wrote:There should be one for families with small kids - many days we wake up with one or more kids in the bed... and they act as if the whole bed is their territory!!

So true! We've got a super king sized bed so that we can fit everyone, including the cats in the bed

One more reason not to have rug rats !

You husband is a lucky guy. It's always been my ambition to have a few pussies in a super king sized bed.

Ignore them K.

People must have pretty boring se.x lives if they think that the bed is the only place in the house to have fun.

Touche' madame

I have tried back scuttling the wife over the kitchen table but I prefer a long slow screw follwed by my wife spooning me. I'm not into beasteality.

kanelli wrote:People must have pretty boring se.x lives if they think that the bed is the only place in the house to have fun.

And for that to be followed by:




Most amusing!

Cheers,
Shafique

(and this post has more class and quality than posts from certain posters ).

No comment on the OP Nucleus?

Cheers,
Shafique

kanelli wrote:People must have pretty boring se.x lives if they think that the bed is the only place in the house to have fun.

Quite right, chair is also good. Excellent angle of approach.
Fortunately we also have a jacuzzi attached to the bedroom. Which is also off limits for children.

Very familiar situation

and also this:


Click the image to see it all:

Haha...sending this to a friend who just had a kid.

That's hilarious Andyba

Hehehe nice

I'm an outdoors lady.

haha, cool

Aww, thank you Nucleus. It does get a little cool! Are you an outdoors guy yourself?

Andy - I can absolutely relate to many of those pics!

Cheers,
Shafique

More or less the opposite in my house