What's Cocking Oil?

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What's cocking oil? Sep 23, 2008
This guy wants some. I dread to think what it's used for ...

We buy used cocking oil in Dubai ?

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Sep 23, 2008
Used?
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Sep 23, 2008
Sounds illegal to me. Otherwise maybe there are just too many roosters in Dubai.
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Sep 23, 2008
hahahaha this is hilarious!!
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Sep 23, 2008
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Sep 24, 2008
Used cooking Oil he meant - you can even put the stuff in you car and its way cheaper than UK petrol prices.

There is a huge market in the UK for used cooking oil.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sep 24, 2008
arniegang wrote:Used cooking Oil he meant

Ah, you're no fun. It was much more interesting before enlightenment ;).
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Sep 24, 2008
Hahahahha that's right...ain't fun anymore. Good I didn't burst out K-Y in the beginning hahahahahahahha
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Sep 24, 2008
arniegang wrote:Used cooking Oil he meant - you can even put the stuff in you car and its way cheaper than UK petrol prices.

There is a huge market in the UK for used cooking oil.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah..... your explanation is about 'cooking oil'. The guy is refering to 'cocking' oil... I wonder what THAT is????? :-)

I got some ideas....
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Sep 24, 2008
Smirnoff Ice?

That has been known as a lubricant to assist young ladies in obtaining a good cocking...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Sep 24, 2008
Smirnoff Ice?

That should be a tasty "cocking oil" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sep 24, 2008
Dubai Knight wrote:Smirnoff Ice?

That has been known as a lubricant to assist young ladies in obtaining a good cocking...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


:occasion5:

they say it worked wonders for Michelle Palmer and Vince

:lol: :lol:
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Sep 25, 2008
Works for me!

I have a container full parked at the back of DK mansions!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sep 25, 2008
You can expect a rather large and i mean Large delivery next month DK

:wink: :wink:
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Sep 26, 2008
arniegang wrote:You can expect a rather large and i mean Large delivery next month DK

:wink: :wink:


Ooooo! I'll send you my shopping list!

:D :D :D

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