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I wonder if it is possible to bring a personal vibrator (adult novelty item) to Dubai. Is it allowed? If it is not allowed, what happens at customs?

agpe123 wrote:I wonder if it is possible to bring a personal vibrator (adult novelty item) to Dubai. Is it allowed? If it is not allowed, what happens at customs?

Not allowed.

What happens? They will probably confiscate it.

Try bring it in and report back what happens.

You might have to smuggle it in.

^ian^ wrote:You might have to smuggle it in.

She's also bringing a dildo?

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:You might have to smuggle it in.

She's also bringing a dildo?

As long as she doesn't bring a 3rd item in... she might be fine.

Reminds me of the scene in Fight Club.... "we prefer to refer to the item as 'A' dildo, not 'YOUR' Dildo."

"But I don't own a dildo!"

"Right"

They confiscate it and send the item back to the sender address

^ian^ wrote:

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:You might have to smuggle it in.

She's also bringing a dildo?

As long as she doesn't bring a 3rd item in... she might be fine.

Reminds me of the scene in Fight Club.... "we prefer to refer to the item as 'A' dildo, not 'YOUR' Dildo."

"But I don't own a dildo!"

"Right"

Not a problem in Greece I hear.

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

Concord wrote:

^ian^ wrote:You might have to smuggle it in.

She's also bringing a dildo?

As long as she doesn't bring a 3rd item in... she might be fine.

Reminds me of the scene in Fight Club.... "we prefer to refer to the item as 'A' dildo, not 'YOUR' Dildo."

"But I don't own a dildo!"

"Right"

Not a problem in Greece I hear.

Ouch!

ha ha ha ha ha
Funniest Genuine post in a long time.

Yes its illegal, yes you can bring one in discretely.

Know many people who have brought them in.

Wow, going to get flamed for this post.

I am from a muslim country , what is the purpose of this "Tool" ?

HP wrote:I am from a muslim country , what is the purpose of this "Tool" ?

a better label for it is "device"

Bleakus wrote:
a better label for it is "device"

what is the purpose of device ? Does it make someone laugh ?

We dont use "Made in Israel products" in UAE?

HP wrote:what is the purpose of device ? Does it make someone laugh ?

We dont use "Made in Israel products" in UAE?

Used in the right way, yes it could quite easily make you laugh! ...... but that's certainly not its main purpose! Lol

I doubt very much that you'd find any dildos with 'made in Israel' stamped on them!!

Craigo wrote:Used in the right way, yes it could quite easily make you laugh! ...... but that's certainly not its main purpose! Lol

I doubt very much that you'd find any dildos with 'made in Israel' stamped on them!!

Is it weapon of mass destruction ?

HP wrote:

Craigo wrote:Used in the right way, yes it could quite easily make you laugh! ...... but that's certainly not its main purpose! Lol

I doubt very much that you'd find any dildos with 'made in Israel' stamped on them!!

Is it weapon of mass destruction ?

they are just talking about a mobilephone with a very very ergonomic design and vibro call

HP wrote:Is it weapon of mass destruction ?

Haha, yeah I guess you could say that! ......depends how big it is!

Read all about it!

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1502012007


Man hides sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."

Lol! Some people will try anything!

Love the attention to detail from the policeman too...

hrmm sausage surprise.

I actually had no idea what a vibrator is, not until i read your post burton. Lots of maniacs in Dubai. Men are being rape here, so why need a vibrator?

Hilarious thread though.

SCY wrote:I actually had no idea what a vibrator is, not until i read your post burton. Lots of maniacs in Dubai. Men are being rape here, so why need a vibrator?

Hilarious thread though.

:S :S hahahhahahah

y not just get a subsitute for a whatever

Long history of them being confiscated here

Just choose you 'weapon' carefully!!
If they don't recognise it at customs to be a 'weapon of mass destruction', you will be fine!!

Get one that comes apart, into smaller pieces and put them around your case!(one bit in your toiletry bag, another in your shoe... etc) ..... bit like a tool James Bond would use. Put it together when you arrive!!

Just requires a bit of 'creative thinking'!!
A girl has to do, what she has to do!!

English Girlie wrote:Just choose you 'weapon' carefully!!
If they don't recognise it at customs to be a 'weapon of mass destruction', you will be fine!!

Get one that comes apart, into smaller pieces and put them around your case!(one bit in your toiletry bag, another in your shoe... etc) ..... bit like a tool James Bond would use. Put it together when you arrive!!

Just requires a bit of 'creative thinking'!!
A girl has to do, what she has to do!!

Draw a face on it and say it's a toy. My toy cars didn't get pulled over.

hello , they are being sold in gas stations and pharmacies !! it's a small pinky bag near the condoms shulf LOOOOOL but its a ring vibrator not the big ones and a one time use >> but it works well

HP wrote:I am from a muslim country , what is the purpose of this "Tool" ?

People like HP; do have lots of ways to be self-righteous antagonist.