Taking A Woman To Bed..

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Taking a Woman to Bed.. Nov 30, 2006
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??

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Nov 30, 2006
Nice..............................
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Nov 30, 2006
Burken wrote:Nice..............................


Which one suits you? let me guess at 68? :wink:
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Nov 30, 2006
Hmm, which one suits to you?
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Nov 30, 2006
Burken wrote:Hmm, which one suits to you?


Me? NONE, I am 88 dear. :D
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Nov 30, 2006
Ooh, that can mean two things. =)
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Nov 30, 2006
1 :?:

2 :?:

Tell me.
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Nov 30, 2006
Well 1 can only you know. I really don't know. But 2 means nazi :P
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Me? aint no NAZI. Me always neutral.
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Well thank GOD for that!!!112+0
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Dec 03, 2006
:lol:
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Dec 03, 2006
ROFLMAO :lol:
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