What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, 
and 78 ? 
 
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. 
 
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. 
 
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. 
 
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 
 
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. 
 
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. 
 
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! 
 
 
At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you??




 
 



