Nov 01, 2006
			Subject: Happy Halloween 
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
 He replies : "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
 
 "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
 
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic."
 
The cab driver is very excited and says, " Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
 
"Ok" the nun says. " pull into the next alley. "
 
The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
 
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
 
"Forgive me but I have sinned.  I lied and I must confess.  I'm married and I'm Jewish."
 
The nun says, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party
		 
		
			
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