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The Hormone Hostage


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:





D: What's for dinner?

S: Can I help you with dinner?

SA: Where would you like to go for dinner?

US: Here, have some chocolate.


D: Are you wearing that?

S: Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SA: WOW! Look at you!

US: Here, have some chocolate


D:What are you so worked up about?

S: Could we be overreacting?

SA: Here's my paycheck.

US: Here, have some chocolate.


D: Should you be eating that?

S: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SA: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

US: Here, have some chocolate.


D: What did you DO all day?

S:I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SA:I've always loved you in that robe!

US: Here, have some more chocolate.



13 Things PMS Stands For:


1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one .....







13. Potential Murder Suspect

hehehe....my bf knows when im PMSing <--- dont knw if thats a word.

anyways.....he wont dare come near me ... I CAN BE A POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT!! ...

thats y he buys me chocolate :D:D

very funny bushra!

chocolate is always awesome

and it always works too...

I like Chocolate, but this is to much

i dont LIKE chocolate... i LOVE chocolate.

YUMMMMMMMMMY !!