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you can find this not 10 topics down from yout post!

kanelli wrote:Read the last sentence Yorky. Valkyrie is just trying to stir up s.h.i.t again.

This is yet another thread to ignore.

I know K, he really does give a true meaning to word "ar$ehole"

Modifications are only caught in the police test if it is obvious. I doubt the testers here can figure out a mod if it's a clean install. They disallow mods for "safety" reasons, though you can remove airbags from any car if you wish! Stuff usually caught are excessive lowering, turbo/nit...

Sadly, Upon reaching the age of 30, all and everything gets affected by gravity. You "rack" will hang, your rear end will slump, the skin below your biceps will sag, skin on and around your knee's will shrivel and wrinkle, you wil have a face like a cracked mirror, BUT, we will still love ...

The minute that question was posted, i knew this was coming!

it was about as subtle as a brick through a window.

Oh, and before I forget,

Once you reach 30, its the right age for "trade-in" reason: see my above post.

BUT,

we will still love you.

^ian^ wrote:Actually, technically Ms. Scarlet has only 4 hours left.

She was after all born in a timezone 5 1/2 hours in front of this one.

is that taking into account daylight saving, if so, the "trade-in" shop may still be open.

Actually, technically Ms. Scarlet has only 4 hours left. She was after all born in a timezone 5 1/2 hours in front of this one. Thanks a lot Ian - I might go for Kanellis suggestion after all..... And you're about to bring up your 500th post... halfway to being a veteran.... in more ways than one. ...

Don't worry scarlet, you are around the same as me. circa 2.5 years and not even 2000 posts yet.

scarlet wrote:And yorky - I dont have any wrinkles - if i wake up tomorrow with some I will hunt you down for being a witch doctor

You will have to come accross land and sea to get me.

^^So women get into relationships with these guys thinking they have found "the one" and then the guys dump them and marry someone their family has picked out. The guys don't tell the women straight away that they will marry traditionally because then they won't get any p.u.s.s.y. It is a...

Happy Birthday Scarlet,

Hope you were wined and dined to an acceptable standard last night and got lots of treats and gifts.

Did any of my predictions become true?

I have NO hesitation in telling the queue jumper just exactly where he should go and stand i.e. at the back. I think it is downright ignorant of the person/s, and I don't care what culture/country he is from. The only exceptions I make is if someones comes and asks me if he can go in front cos he ma...

I'd hit no. 2 & 4 (at a push). You can have the rest.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, its gotta start snowing tmr.

Lovely, looking foward to lots of rain and strong winds, yeah baby bring it on. I can just imagine me now at this time tmr, sitting in a nice cosy pub with it pissing down outside with a nice pint of Theakstons XB yummy, yummy

^ian^ wrote:Finally.... brand new Nissan 350Z.

Only took a little while *cough*.

So, after talking to you about it, you bought one!

Well done matey. What colour you get (with interior colour too), m/t or a/t?

Finally.... brand new Nissan 350Z. Only took a little while *cough*. Mabrook ma8 ! will be getting my own soon ! :lol: :lol: :lol: wanna start a club or something ? 8) The Dr. D Car Club? Unfortunately, I think Dr. D is too old to go playing in cars with boys :-) You are NEVER too old to play with ...

Find out in 3 days Jeevan! hahahahaha

What about the Xa (if that is what it is called), i kinda like them for some strange reason!

ya ya ya.

Cheers Prisoner.

What is so inhumane about it Valkyrie? I think the only think "inhumane" about it is that she did not have the guts and conviction to carry out what she intended to do. Her plight was rather pathetic if you ask me, she got what she deserved. Valkyrie, If you so idolise these suicide bomber...

jabbajabba wrote:Valarie ...

The balls in your caught......

He does not have any!

Taken from Gulf news this AM. du defends blocking of VoIP calls in free zones By Robert Ditcham, Staff Reporter Dubai: From next month internet users in Dubai's free zones will be barred from calling phone lines from their PCs using Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) in an apparent change of heart ...

sauron wrote:Would be good to have an anthem for the DF Ashes - how about 'Two Tribes' Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

Classic song and perhaps one worthy of such a contest.

^ian^ wrote:

sauron wrote:Would be good to have an anthem for the DF Ashes - how about 'Two Tribes' Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

I really hate that song... it is so ghey.

Sounds about right for the English cricket team then!

Ray, There is a huge demand for high quality tuners here in the UAE. There are a large number of garages/shops etc offering tuning services and the like, but to be honest, for most, they are crap. I am not generalising, if that is possible given the above comment, but they do not have the expertise ...

Guys, Does anybody have any "contacts" or wasta in Honda UAE? I really want a nice, new CRV but can't wait 3 months to get rid of my rental! Any ideas? PMS Welcome to buying a new car in Dubai. 3 months is just about standard for Honda, toyota and nissan (most of the ranges they have). No...

This has been round for a while and in fact is referred to in a few of the older movies i.e. "don't piss in the water" (think it was the first Sniper movie to come out)

Dave and whatever other form of arsehole he wants to visit the forum in, is perhaps one (not all) of the reasons why a lot of "old timers" have left. Discussions are not discussions when you have mindless idiots like him who just attack forumers and give no meaningful input into any of the...

^^^^^^^^ +1 on that. It was "fun" (not s.e.x) at the time, but everyone soon got weary of it and moved away. It is a real shame, as this forum was a great place to meet people and exchange thoughts and ideas. Now, its a forum where certain trolls (and there are many of them) come to slag o...