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Cozmic spice,

Please make sure you use the SEARCH button before asking questions. Also have a look at the STICKY topics first.

There is a ton of information on here.
by yorky500
Nov 07, 2006
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: Room/Flat to Rent in Dubai
Replies: 4
Views: 2011

What model are you talking about?

If the WRX Sti then they are like Rocking horse sh1t to find.

Most will be American imports. Scoobies are not sold here, except the lower spec models
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Subaru
Replies: 8
Views: 2811

Would I be overstepping the mark here if i said:

Most Lebanese males are vain? I mean, come-on, you have to admit, tight t-shirts, slick-back hair, 3 series convert, can't fail to walk past a shop window without looking at themselves? hahahahahahahahaha
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: You're so VAIN
Replies: 14
Views: 1419

Re: Decent Chinese Food

Does anyone know if there are any decent Chinese restaurants in Dubai? I mean authentic ones and not the ones gwai lo goes to (no offense) :) Dui lei lo :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok, here we go: Lan Kwai Fong - near Lamcy Plaza One near Clock Tower (deira, can't remember the name) Chinese hot pot place (ve...
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Decent Chinese Food
Replies: 5
Views: 2214

Looks a nice hotel, but my only comment is:

THE SERVICE IS CR@P! :twisted: :twisted:
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: Kempinski Hotel - Mall of the Emirates
Replies: 6
Views: 1859

Mmmmmmmmm, difficuly ? Have tried a lot of "wild animals" by virtue of living both in South Africa and China (HK). Not tried Kangaroo, but not high on the priority list. Not bothered about reptilian creatures either - crocs and snakes, plus one or two others have been tried. i don't know. ...
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

DID I HEAR CAMEL TOE? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

zam wrote:Yorky...... your avatar is getting more and more taboo :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :( :(


I am only posting up peoples suggestions! hahahahahahaha

I find them rather tasty. :wink:
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

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by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

What, those cute little furry things? Mmmmmmmmmmmm, ok, i can imagine it must be a bit like rabbit. Chop its head off, cut around the base of the legs, slice down the middle and pull. Hey presto, one skinned rabbit. Stick it in a pot full of boiling vegetables and you have a sumptuous rabbit stew!
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658


But sometimes miss and get it in the eye...


and the song goes ...............

with a slip of the tongue i am in deep sh1t, i am so glad ...........

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

bear wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
What happened to my nice thread about eating wildlife?


yorky and I showed up apparently...


No, No, No, you Texas wally you :lol: :lol: . I posted an honest reply, but it was ^ian^ that set us off with his reference to CAMEL TOE!
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

sara_uk wrote:Yorky your avatar is very offensive !!!!!


Why? I am British. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What wild animals would you like to eat?
Replies: 64
Views: 7658

Also, I think that Emirates gets a lot of its daily needs "free", like aviation fuel, landing fees and so forth.
by yorky500
Nov 08, 2006
 
Forum: Working in Dubai
Topic: People who work for Emirates
Replies: 72
Views: 10924

Great Poll Ian,

This is really gonna sort the men out from the girls! hahahahahahaha
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Thursday Poll: Yorky's Avatars
Replies: 24
Views: 2517

Have I missed something?

What the hell has happened?

Threads locked, people dissing eachother over my poor AV's?

:shock:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Have I missed something?
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

S&O, damn, I am getting old to have missed it OR

perhaps it is cos I am working my balls off at the mo? :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Have I missed something?
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

weary heart,

Its true what S&O is saying, even though he may have said it in jest. :wink:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: We dont hate you. Cheer up girl..
Replies: 137
Views: 11108

Nick81,

Seriously, what the heck have I missed?

I ain't some 18 y/o that is gonna get miffed/pissed off about something. :D
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Have I missed something?
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

I have found out what happened.

Will a MOD Please lock this thread.

thanks

NO offence has been taken by what happened or was said, certainly not by me. :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Have I missed something?
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

weary_heart wrote:So you guys are turning now the table against me... :twisted:


hahahahahahaha, NO, but I do find the lifting of the left eyebrow very seductive and suggestive. hehehehehehehehe
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: We dont hate you. Cheer up girl..
Replies: 137
Views: 11108

Zam,

I am sorry that you find it offensive, but after reading your Sig ....................................
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Thursday Poll: Yorky's Avatars
Replies: 24
Views: 2517

Thursday humour: New seatbelts

These have been specifically designed and have been proven to reduce accidents by 45%. :lol: :lol:

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I know its old, but still funny. :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Thursday humour: New seatbelts
Replies: 19
Views: 2324

Cigarette tricks

This is pretty good,

Hope you can see it.

sorry, need to work on this!
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cigarette tricks
Replies: 3
Views: 967

Deleted the link. Need to do some more work on it. :oops: :oops:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cigarette tricks
Replies: 3
Views: 967

well, so far, its 13 For and 17 Against!

Like G. W. Bush, i will take the bottom three alternatives as being FOR. hehehehehe
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Thursday Poll: Yorky's Avatars
Replies: 24
Views: 2517

Well shockingly enough, I have to agree with most of what Ms. Kanelli has said. I think that this forum is open to all sorts of people, not just immature, silly and insensitive men. If someone decides to use an Nazi swastika as an avatar, surely it won't be tolerated (though I'm sure there is more ...
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: We dont hate you. Cheer up girl..
Replies: 137
Views: 11108

S&O,

Its the knife that goes in the sock.

However, i am not sure where you will able to find onwe of these in Dubai.
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Attention Scots - Skean Dhu
Replies: 4
Views: 1703

Unless of cos you wanna see the Falcons play!
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: emerites to atlanta
Replies: 14
Views: 1494

Concord wrote:
yorky500 wrote:Unless of cos you wanna see the Falcons play!


I thought UAE was falcon country :shock: so no need to go there :wink:


Nice reply Concs, nice reply. :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Nov 09, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: emerites to atlanta
Replies: 14
Views: 1494
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