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This guy is driving along the deserted highway and sees the sign SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Realizing these signs are for real, he...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO, Happy Birthday Chocs. Don't worry girl, that zimmer frame is getting closer. Accept the fact that nature is working and so is gravity! hehehehehehehe feeling better? :lol: :lol: Oh, go on, go get yourself a nice Chocolate Orange and eat it all. Just for you: http://www.car...

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Y You cause a lot of trouble.
O You are very open-minded.
R You are a social butterfly.
K You like to try new things.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.

Seems I start bad, and end bad, but the bits in the middle are OK!

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Some of the above would have been better than All of the above!

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hahahahaha, nice one Ian, well spotted.

Perhaps he has the same team as G. W Bush. he's very popular at the mo.

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Mate,

You will have to narrow down your criteria just a little bit more than that.

Saloon or 4x4 or Sports car?
Jap or Euro or USA?

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2006 Nissan Altima, 2.5 S is going for Dhs63,500 (with 1 yr insurance)
2007 Nissan Altima, 2.5 S is going for Dhs65,000
2006 Nissan Altima, 3.5 is going for Dhs86,500 (with 1 yr insurance)
2007 Nissan Altima, 3.5 is going for Dhs87,500

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It is not the fast car part that bugs them. It is the two doors that kill the deal. According to these morons, 2 doors = dangerous sports car. My other car, an older modded Toyota Supra Turbo, is insured under my dad's name for Dhs 2000 3rd party. My 4-door old Merc 2.6 inline-6 is Dhs 600. Agree w...

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Is someone playing with the Posts, cos The Rom,ance Forum has niot been posted in for 2 whole days!

Whats going on

Is everyone in Dubai happy and feeling fulfilled?

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I do not need to know anymore, please. BUZZZZZZZZZ, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hehehehe

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You think people have finally figured out how to use the SEARCH function?

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Ok, for those you mentioned: 175bpm - you would have to fly to an Island in the Virgin Islands/West Indies (is that where you are?) to find him HP - no buggar knows where the hell he is, but we think he is here under a different handle! Liban - no more on here. If you are looking for the above 3, yo...

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You cooked my "skinheads on a raft" yet?

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Top dollar. How did you spice them up?

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I remember watching a movie called peaches years and years ago. Classic p<3n movie. hahahahaha

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Coke, and in particular Diet coke for me.

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Delete the bloody thread someone.

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Or depending on how much Booze these guys have consumed in their trek into the desert to sight the moon.

I am hoping its Sun/Mon

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what is the birthrate, in the UAE, 9 months after the end of Ramadan?

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kanelli wrote:Geez, I guess our Muslim friends here in Malaysia are in for a long Ramadan then (See Malaysia thread and topic of Indonesian jungle fires causing severe haze in this region.)

Happens every year. They send someone up in a hot-air balloon to see.

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Older, uglier and poorer. No real change from now really! hahahahaha

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Half the sad buggars on this Forum would fail, as some, if not most, have yet to reach puberty!

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CAMP! WTF, you gotta be joking. I want a 5-star establishment with refreshments/watering hole! hahahahahahahahaha

Sounds like a good idea.

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Ian,
were you very bored today by any chance? hahahahha

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^^^^^^^^^ have your balls dropped yet?

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175bpm wrote:

Hahahahahah, well funny. Stick to your chips and cheese, you madman you.

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Did you bring Po with you?

Welcome by the way

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Not sure, you being the age you are, I would have to say your knees! hehehehehehe

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There's one or two people who post up stoopid Topics in Fight Club who would be first on the list!

It would be painful, real painful, but having said that, they may enjoy it.

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30! WTF, you whipper-snapper you.

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