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pups i get it alot. some ppl think i m iraqi, irani or even emarati when i bloody aint even arab :D and oh when i m talking in english my accent just makes the ppl wonder where the hell am i from :D. just ignore them and get on with your life. Are you Brit or from a Commonwealth nation? That was a ...

:D :D I don't think seeing your mangled hairy digits in a pair of peeptoed stilettoes would quite do it for me...sorry dude :pukeright: Ahhh thats the most lame excuse I've ever heard. Who's talking bout stilletto's? :P I suspect you WANT me gay. Dirty wiggler 8) You' re a sicko, no mistake!!!! SPI...

MCL, have you been talking to Puppypoopz a bit too much perhaps?

Classic Hollywood stars and such huh?

Misery Called Life wrote:I'm really beginning to dig these big made women. Not obese, but strong! I think I need to start dating an Olympian!

An Olympian? Are you kidding me...she'll break your bone in a jiffy.

Just start with Dutch woman. I think you got you hands full with that sonny

Well finally after looking for a job for the last 7 months, wifey found something decent but in AUH. Auh rental is still way beyond human comprehension and commuting from Shj to AUH everyday is not feasible. Hence the move. If it was up to mean I would never leave Shj. Congratulations! Hope I'm nex...

Outdoors


Rain or Sunshine

I know this isn't realistic, it is just what I think is a better option to modern warfare where the idea of the game is to attack from a distance with something really deadly. They don't want to lose any of their soldiers but don't care how much "collateral damage" they cause. I think the...

Speedhump wrote:Too many rules for most warmongers! Let's go for Pokemon instead?

Nah, too childish.

Lets do a running contest. See who's got the best endurance.

Bright


Children or Eternal Happiness

Get real you


Accident or No accident

Live (you beast)


S.ex or Abstinance

My god...look at those people trying to cross a road.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=3045

WhiteJade wrote:Abstinence

Formal or Casual

Thats it.... NO match

Bora Bora wrote:PMSL!!! Russia have a sewage problem??

More like tar on the roads. Perhaps Red Chief can tell us. He's familiar with these things.

We are just rookies

^^^Como?^^^

^^^Wie sagt man?^^^

^^^Got that right^^^

Bora Bora wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:PMSL!!! Russia have a sewage problem??

More like tar on the roads. Perhaps Red Chief can tell us. He's familiar with these things.

We are just rookies

Hon, I was being sarcastic.

I was ignorant and funny at the same time

At least I tried for once...

Ever seen Russian special forces infiltrate a Porsche Cayenne in the middle of the streets during a nice winter snowshower? With flares and all, its quite a sighting in the city center of Moscow after a bank robbery with some killings. The first infiltration went just as smooth as the second, allbei...

^^^Is asking Bora^^^

gcarlin37 wrote:they were intelligent!

what happened now?

Read below the video in the link.

Should I drop that apple on your empty shell again? (see avatar)

Djeez, my eyes hurt....color please !!

Another business fellow with a Company pocket like a rocket.

Presidential Suite 21st floor - Burj Al Arab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7dlr5W ... re=channel

Got a few pennies?

Leda wrote:Robby, get real. When was the last time U visited, let' say, Manchester? Second generation of "brits" doesn't speak english. I'll give U a pound for every pair of light eyes Ull see there - it won't break my budget.

Allright, I stand corrected

No worries hun, it's all good :D You know my dream would be to go and live on a small island somewhere, away from all the crap, run a little coffee shop/cocktail bar on the beach, with my dogs and cats running around. To just laze the days away - ahhhh bliss! Anyone care to join? Hey Chocs, You've ...

Got a really hilarious one for U. A couple of years ago it was the greatest hit in russian net community. It's a piece of an interview with some plant worker, he's saying about the strike they had then there, but his speach doesn't really matter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDerwaXZDg :lol: I go...

Leda wrote:Wrong!!! I'm not fat!!!

...what about a carfreak then?

I bet you hated barbies when you were younger

Wrong!!! I'm not fat!!! :evil: :D OK so you get through five pairs of cross trainers every year, but your Pedro Garcia's don't even have scuffs on the soles :P Didn't you see the ful picture yet? :P No breakfast, no fat, no barbies, no worn out stilletto's.... Classic case of a driven lady. She get...

Speedhump wrote:dude, the back seat is for making up after fights (even in Dubai, get that 40 pct tint going)

Well, you have enough money flying around anyway, Mr. Onassis...
So I'll leave it there

They come to me like the wind, DD. I'm a natural.