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^^^Should know it works better if you say: 'Boom Boom An-Dorrah'

They tend to be more flexible

Speedhump wrote::puke:

Instead of denial, you might wanna look for a pedicure. At least for a long as they still bear your air in their practices

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

:puke: Instead of denial, you might wanna look for a pedicure. At least for a long as they still bear your air in their practices :lol: I'm a metros*xual dude, get manicures and pedicures already. The girl says my feet are soft and sexy! Dude, I'm soooo not interested in your toes, or the state the...

Speedhump wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

Careful. He bites....

Yeah I bite for sure... Naughty bites

Which set of lips you ladies want me to start with
I do buns too

:puke: Instead of denial, you might wanna look for a pedicure. At least for a long as they still bear your air in their practices :lol: I'm a metros*xual dude, get manicures and pedicures already. The girl says my feet are soft and sexy! Dude, I'm soooo not interested in your toes, or the state the...

Speedhump wrote:

Leda wrote:Carry on boys. Very entertaining

Angels MUST wax,, right..???

Don't listen to him Leda

I throw in my full body massage techniques with a rich and potent oil.

Leda wrote:Variety... How can i resist variety?)))

Don't forget creativity

Keeps the spirit alive

Leda wrote:Im willing to gudge (got no idea what u spell it like)

You're not alone

if love involved then as much as you can, but situation and time will tell when enough is enough. there's a thin line between compromising and being stupid. I think you make a good point here. The situation is very important also. Consider this for example; You work all day long, perhaps overwork. ...

Misery Called Life wrote:

puppypup wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Congratulations, you have now officially become the most shallow person on this website.

So what is my prize? A package deal including air/hotel to The Philippines.

She's getting sharper by the day !!

Go PeePee

Edited - MOD

^^^Has some more difficulties with written expressions^^^

Yes.


Lets give her another chance

You f*ckwit pr*ck, I looked at that site and it invited me to click on a link to 'update' my flash software. That's a totally WELL KNOWN spoof by blackhats to infect people's machines with viruses. YES OR NO??????? Get the f*ck off these forums if you are so retarded as to post links to completely ...

nachovx wrote:

Speedhump wrote:LOL. I hate Campari, but then I guess it's not really a guy drink!

I think it's a gay drink though. It is ing stuff - as bad as Sangria.

Thats one of the reasons MCL drinks that stuff

puppypup wrote:They think I¨m Mexican or Costa Rican here.

Hell no, I think you're from Greece

No worries

puppypup wrote:I haven´t been eating a lot of greasy food here.

Allright, I'll vote for Turkish then

No.


Sorry Dres, I'm not gay

usually if a website invites you to update a software, as SH is saying flash player. I believe adobe will automatically update it in your pc if it is installed because their software comes with adobe updated... and inregards to this issue where a website is asking you to update your flash using a t...

Speedhump wrote:I have so many Nigerians who love me and left me money in their wills. I'm so lucky!

Are you kidding me?

Nah, don't they love you too? I think you don't know how to relax the spam filter settings on your inbox so you're missing out on millions of dollars coming your way, for only the outlay of a few thousand of your own hard earned cash to start the ball rolling. :occasion9: I really do need to come a...

Big jugs on a hot beach isn't too bad. And I'm talking about Sangria, no other kind of 'jugs'....although.... I prefer the Jars and Bottles from Red Chief better than Sangria. Common guys, Sangria is a womans drink. Not for real men !!! Red Vodka is the bomb 8) PS: Curves alert !!! :lol:

Speedhump wrote:There you go again spraying all that testosterone around!! Put less whiskey on your breakfast muesli tomorrow!!!

Spraying Testosterone around???

Who's showing me the curves here?

Its growing as I speak (talking about my liquor appetite)

Speedhump wrote:LOL, I imagine you having to hold your pc on your desk as your growing takes effect underneath it.....

Yeah, you're correct. Mine is larger than yours.

You can only dream of my 'lifting device'

dresden wrote:FCUKING BASTARDS.

They will work you tomorrow Dresden.

Big kitties not excluded.

Captain Australia wrote:It's usually referred to as Australasia and means Australia, New Zealand, PNG and all the shitty little countries next to us in the Pacific, but everyone usually forgets us. ha!



Ok, not Robby then.

This is Robby

WTF !!!

What happened exactly?

Captain Australia wrote:So is all of Holland obsessed with Dubai or just you two?

Obviously just us two Captain.

Damn, those forces at play must be absurd indeed for it to jump shore that way

Thanks mate